Son Goku's blog

Friday, March 31, 2006

The school's finished!

First off I took Vampi's advice, and had Goten focus on something besides me. A plate of chicken fingers, roast beef sandwich, and fries. I teleported and he found me immediately. Then I had him find Bra he found her quickly , but didn't come back for hours.

Now I'm going to have to see If I can get him to 'port to Drakulon . Any way we finished the school today , with the help of super science, strength and speed.
Bulma was a little slow with the the Gravity room, her hand was bandaged. When I asked why she said she " put a smackdown on a homwrecking bitch."

fortunately Trunks was there to help, and he didn't switch personalities. Now Gentle men and ladies Behold Son Goku's Dojo!

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Dende even helped us with an opening into the hyperbolic time chamber dimension.

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Here's or swimming pool. For Water training and fun!

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Hey! Who are you people ? Get out!

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Check out the basket ball court.

Well, now we need some students later. All!

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Teaching Goten is not Easy

First off With Goten's help the building part became a lot easier. Now Bulma 's got to build a gravity chamber. All we do there is carry big stuff since Trunks, and Bulma will be doing the technical stuff.

For some reason they didn't show up. So I started Teaching Goten Instant Transmission. After he got the Ki part down I tried to get him to follow me by searching out my Ki. It did not turn out so well.

First He ended up in the Dallas Cowboy cheer leader Locker room. Then Arby's. Then Subway , Then Bra's office. The a Smackdown Taping In the middle of the ring. I found him talking to Stacey Keibler.

" Goten you have to focus your thoughts< since they were all over the place so were you literally."

We went back to the Dojo Where Vegeta was training Hotstuff and asked about second Children " I said " I love Gohan and Goten equally Why?"

He then said vampi was pregnent. The rest of the day was a blur but we found . they are doin' a blood test now. I'm glad I'm not a suspect for the daddy. I hate needles. Aaaaaaaah! Thiers one. Control yourself Goku, Don't freak out. I'm scared.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

making up for my misake

After listening to Goten telling me how much he loved Bra I finally couldn't take it anyomore. I mean The two of them are bonding mentally. So I don't see why Goten is afraid of marrying her. It's not like she said they have to tomorrow are aything.

I felt guilty for this because it was my fault. Chichi ' May be happy, but I can't get Goten to help with the bulding of the Dojo. Gohan is helping, but he has work, and His Saiyaman duties. so most of the day I just have Wolfgang.

He's a good guy, but he keeps drinking potions, and turning into things, not useful ones either. Then he made a catapult. We're still trying to find the lumber he sent off into the straosphere.

So Back to Goten and Bra. I was Hammering some nails into to a support beam When Goten just moaned. I ended up hitting my thumb with the hammer, break ing the hammer and really hurting my thumb.

" Son Why don't you go tell her what you keep telling me. about loving her. In fact if you told her that before you two probaly wouldn't be fighting now. I mean Why are you afraid of marriage any way?"

" Dad it's just too soon you know. "

" Ok that's it I'm gonna make you talk to each other." I grab him and teleport to her Ki.

we got a surprise." You morons ! I'm in the shower! " Yelled Bra. " Um sorry " i put my hands over my eyes. " We'll um we'll be outside until your done. " Goten just kept staring I slapped him in the back of the head and pulled him out.

When she was finally finished. I telported them to Goten's really messy house. I'm Going to have to get that boy to clean his house. " Ok you two your going to stop fighting and start talking!" I said.

" Look Goku this is none of your business. You and Dad can't intefere."

" I'm not intefering. Ok maybe I am. But I 'm not going to stop what's going to happen, of you break up fine, if not also fine. But this is my fault so I'm going to see what we can do here. I would also like to tell you this is your last chance to back out."

" Huh?" They both say. " Look your both half saiyans with the mid level telepathy that we all have. Your not Xavier or anything But, when you find the "one" you start to connect. I don't know why, but you do. well I've been sensiing a bond for a while from you two. A few more days and it's permenenant. "

" now if you two break up it will probably stop if not, well then Goten it doesn't matter if your afraid of perennce or not it will be there. I'll let you two talk it out.

I lI waited outside. I heard them screaming at each other. bra saying she just wants to know if he's serious. Goten talking about training with the Jaris , and all that. Bra yelling she's no one's plaything.

I think I heard a ki blast or two. definatley Bra. Iknow my son would never hurt her or think of it.And If I know her it's only enough to sting him. Hehe ! a combination of Vegeta's and Bulma's tempers I hope Goten has thought this through.

Finally after a while evreything was quiet. I looked in a window and saw this.

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I'm not sure why they're At ss level, but I do know they made thier choice. So I decide to leave them alone. I Teleport in to find Wolgang running away from this.

" What is that? " I ask. " It's a Sasquatch! I tried my new invention A sonic blaster, to cut the timber. Aprrently it's also on the frenquency of a challnge to Bigfoots!" Yelled Wolfgang.

I looked around and thier was a lot of them. I raelly hope that is a challenge call. Angry Bigfoots, bigfeet? I can deal with. But if that's a mating call I'm leaving.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Arrrgh! Vegeta tagged me!

Stupid Vegeta tagged me. So Here is what I say to him.

That and I found this video that makes fun of him while looking at the Picard Song. Over at his blog Enjoy! heheheheheheheehehe!

I might as well get the meme over with I guess.

1. Favorite Chocolate(Dark, White, Milk): All the above!

2. Favorite Pizza Toppings:Ooooh! Pizza I'm hungry!

3. Favorite Food: Anything!

4. Favorite Cheese Type: Cheese is good.

5. Favorite "Pirate" Word or Phrase: Walk the plank ye scurvy dog!

6. Music Genre: Anything I can train to.

7. Favorite Music Artist:I dunno

8. What are you listening to now?: Goten telling me how much he loves Bra

9. Favorite Movie Genre: Superhero action

10. Favorite Movie: Not slither that movie looks dumb.

11. Favorite TV show: Naruto DBZ

12. Favorite Console Game: DBZ tenkaichi; Hulk Ultimate destruction

13. Favorite Computer Game: Hmmmmm I dunno Fable?

14. Favorite Board Game: Monopoly

15. Ever play Dungeons and Dragons?: Yes

16. Where are the Cheetos?: In my belly

17. Can I have a Mountain Dew?: No! It's mine!

18. Believe in some sort of higher power?: yes

19. How many of these quizzes have you ever taken, email or blogs, in your net-surfing career?: Hmmm let's see 1, 2, 3, ummmmmm I don't know.

20. On a scale of banana to zebra, banana being "pink polka-dotted slippers" and zebra being "WTF?", how surreal would a guy taking a shower in a tub full of brightly coloured wrenches and monochromatic cat toys be?: I don't want to talk about that.

21. Have any pets?: no

22. If yes on 21, what is the silliest thing you have seen them do?: Godzilla fought me once.

23. You think Karnov should have ended this quiz 20 questions ago?: If he wants to

24. Ever Play 20 Questions?: No

25. Think I get bored on my lunch breaks?: How can you be bored at lunch?

26. Who would win in a fight between Mr. T, Chuck Norris, and that giant robot from that one goofy Beastie Boys Video?: I dunno , but I want in that fight.

27. Could you conceivably use a Terrabyte Harddisk?: What is that ? can you eat it?

28. HAH! HAH! I ACTUALLY HAVE A 28th QUESTION!!1! (Unfortunately it is more of a statement): Ok moving along

29. Paper or Plastic?: If you put plasctic on your head you can't breathe so paper.

30. Who will you tag to take this quiz next (Pick 1-5)? I'm not tagging anyone

Sunday, March 26, 2006

I did something wrong

Yesterday Vegeta ad Wolfgang had that Koobach thing. Well they gave me some of that whiskey to drink . At some point In our drunkiness I teleported back to Earth. we kidnapped Wolverine.

But while Vegtea and Wolfgang were getting Logan I Telported over to where Goten and Bra were. They were kissing luckily not doing anything else. So I jump on the couch they were sitting on And I jump up and downwn then I slap Goten on the back of the head.

" Dad? what the Hell?" " Hey Goten you better stop doing that. I promised you to a vampire girl on Drakulon." I didn't at least I don't think I did. Then I jumped around the house.
And yelled "I'm not your father! I'm your son from the futre Wooeeeoooooooo!"

" Your not funny Dad! You better not have have arrabged a marriage for me I don't want to get married!" That stated Bra yelling at him. I teleported out and helped with wolverine.

Now that I realise what I did. I hope I didn't mess up thier relationship. That's soomethinVegeta would do though he the 2 fought I think he still has a problem with them being together. Oh Man ! I have a lot of apolgising to do.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006


Alright! It looks like i'm going to have to build the dojo later since all us saiyans have it half built anyway. I get to go to the Planet Drakulon ! Woo hoo! Vegeta doesn't want me or Chi Chi Along.

He keeps saying " This is a diplomatic mission I don't need you there, being you. We're trying to free Vampirella from this arranged marriage to Vlad."

" I can help !" I said. " No Kakarot!" " Please!,please, please, please, please, please ,please! "

"Ok fine Kakarot! Damn Clown! You are so annoying." So now we get to see where Vampi came from and the culture, and all. This is going to be so cool! I'm going to take pictures of evreything!

Alright I got my tourist clothes ready.

Vegeta looks at me And say " great they're going to beg Dracula to marry Vampirella."

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Building up

Hey! we've been hard at work trying to fix up the Dojo. Boy does it have problems.

First of all we painted it Vegeta said I was doing it wrong.

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Chichi was saying this thing kept popping up .
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Bulma made a new friend while fixing the shower.

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Evreyone was having weird things happen to them the only one who seemed to like the place was Wolgang.
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" Nice haunted house you have here my boy." he said. " Haunted?" Well I can't have that. I mean how are people supposed to learn if their running from cross dressing ghosts? There was only one thing to do " Ka Me Ha Me Ha!"
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" Arrgh!" Woah! tht's the first time I heard a house scream before! It looks like We'll have to build a new place. Wolfgang is disappointed. but ChiChi 's happy.

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Friday, March 17, 2006

Hey evreyone!

Ok I finally decided to get my own blog, You see I used my boudakai money to buy some land and a building I'm making a Dojo! I guess you can say I've got the teaching bug. But well after watching my kids grew and now training Hotstuff I really want to pass on what I know . I'm not going to be around for ever you know.

Bulma said she'd build a gravity chamber in the buliding and there's plenty of space for fighting out here. Hmmm maybe I should talk to Dende or Popo about getting a Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

But Bulma said I'll still be able to post on mr. grumpie's blog too. so I guess I,ll see ya later!