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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Saving Trunks from himself.

Yes that's right Son Goten in tha House! All Part of my plan to be in more blogs than anyone else ! Ok Not really The Old man just now figured out how to invite people.

Ok well it all started. When I was drinking my morning coffee, and having to listen to Bra, And Mom scream at each other. The fun! Then Marron runs in crying about Trunks being controlled by Vampi.

" That Vampirella is just showing her true colors!" my Mom screeches.

Bra hugs Marron, and shakes her head at mom. " It's not Vampi It's her sister."

" Oh?" Mom snorts. " And how do you know? "

" Because Joe Fixit told us."

" Oh yes! You listen to a paid Mercenary why again? "

" Enforcer! Not mercenary! " Bra yells . Though I'm personally not sure there's all that much of a difference. But Fixit seems to have some kind of a uncle thing going on with my wife. So she defends him . Weird since he doesn't seem to like her brother. At least I hope it's a uncle thing.

My Mom looks at Marron, and whispers in my ear. " Krillian's daughter is such a sweet girl , Why didn't you end up with her?"

" Because she's been hung up on Trunks since forever?" I ask .Not sure mom would think Marron was such a good girl, if she knew about what happened when we were all teenagers.

So yeah Trunks was with her the whole night , and I just got to kiss her. Worst three way ever ! Well it was actually a two way with me watching like a doofus. Probably when she first started her crush on trunks . Though Yeah I have actually Hit that.

Just once. And Marron criticized my performance. At least Bra seems to like it. You know that's the problem with being Trunks' best friend growing up the girls always seemed to like him.

After getting out of this s train of thought, I tell mom " Besides I'm not leaving Bra especially now."

" What's so special about now ?" She counters.

" Bra will tell you when she's ready!" Actually after this current crisis is over. She Doesn't want to add to all this junk. As my mom leaves my house in a huff. ( She really never leaves any other way. Poor Dad is going to be in for it today.)

Bra drags me into a corner. "We're going to have to catch Trunks. Not just for Marron's sake but for his . Draculina is going to end up killing him."

" Ok sure. " I answer I call Nick Fury, and ask for the day off. I tell him the situation , and he agrees Trunks needs to be stopped. Luckily Mirai Been captured By Superman.

You know this is why I like working with Fury, more than Stark. Iroman would either refuse to give me the day off, or force his way in on this. Yeah Nick already has my vote Natasha !

Bra calls her older brother. On his cell phone. She asks him to meet at a place outside Dark Town, where Crime Alley is. When he shows he looks really pale. I don't know much about the whole vampire thing, but I know he doesn't look well.

I hear their conversation. Bra is trying to tell him that's the woman he's been screwing ain't Vampi , and he's too mind controlled to even listen.

Bra says" your not going anywhere! I'm not letting get killed. Sorry Big Bro but your not in your right mind right now."

Trunks laughs. " You couldn't stop me Sis. Even if you weren't in your condition. I'm a SS4 And your not!"

She grins. "actually I am now I guess all that training Dad put through paid off. Unlike you Mr. Lazy! You only got to SS4 Because , you and Mirai were blasted by a bunch of rays. Oh yeah wanna know something cool? I don't get that gross body hair. I guess it's a guy thing." then she transforms in front of him.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

" What? How? Your stronger than me?"

" That's because your lazy! But don't worry I'm not going to beat you up you know why. But Goten back there will. "

I punch him, after transmitting in front of him. " That's for cheating in the kid's Boudakai all those years ago!" Well that didn't help me feel better about it. I mean he was sick, and pale . To really even the score I have to beat him at his best. At the next Boudakai. And I've training with both SHIELD and Dad.

Ok So Trunks is now in the Adamantium cell at Capsule Corp. The problem is how do we keep 'Lina from getting to him?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Uh wow I'm sleeping in the Dojo....Again.

Oh boy..... I confronted Pantha And she responded with things . Things I guess I shouldn't have discussed with Chichi.

" That horrible alien whore!" she shouts. Making my ears ring, again. " I can't believe Bulma is going along with this! You know she was better off when she was with Yamcha!"

I shrug. " She doesn't seem to think so."

" that's because she's all enamored with this sick lifestyle she's leading with that sick alien bastard!"

" Hey I'm from the same planet he is!"

She shakes her head " You were raised by a human Goku not like the evil midget! You know what I think you should help Yamcha defeat Vegeta!"

"Why should I do that ?" I'm completely confused here. Yamcha my friend , and a good fighter, but recently I dunno I guess he's lost touch with reality .

" Because " Chichi grins " yamcha is good for Bulma. When they get back together, it will eliminate all this three way business. Then You can help me break up Goten and girl Vegeta." She's been calling Bra that Alot latley

" You haven't seen Yamcha lately have you?" I ask.

" No why?" She seems puzzled.

" Well last time I saw him, he was wearing a tin foil hat on his head, and he was talking to people that weren't there."

" He was just joking Goku." She says .

" Um I'm pretty sure he wasn't."

" Whatever Goku! Hey that's a great idea. " I don't like the look that goes over her face. " After you make Vegeta leave the planet. You can get rid of that skank Pantha and Vampirella , whose actions toward you lately have just really shown her true colors."

Man I really don't like this plan. " Chichi first off Vampi is here to stop the Vampires....."

" Oh Please !" she snorts. " That's just hyperbole. It's not like you couldn't stop any of those blood sucking wimps!"

" Hyper....Huh?"

" Never mind Hon. Yes I can see it now you could usher in a new golden age without all these bad influences!"

I shake my head. " What right do I have to decide who lives on Earth? I'm not fighting anyone unless there's a good reason."

" But The perfect reason is the fact they are corrupting us! Our children! Bulma!"

" ok Our kids are grown, And what Pantha is doing now that I think of it doesn't hurt anybody. Bulma was always kind of like that. And something's off with Vampi. Maybe it can be fixed somehow. Also veg has helped me save the world a few times, and the Universe once. "

"He's only helped for his own selfish reasons! Goku I demand You go out there and start getting this scum off the planet!"

" No. Who's next Mutants?"

" Don't be stupid. Are you going or not?"

" No. I'm not attacking people for no reason."

And that's why I'm sleeping in the Dojo. Oh well better than the couch I guess.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Vampi's mean.

I went to visit Justice who's been put in a coma by something. When I get there Vampi is yelling at HS, and trying to get Mirai off somewhere to have sex.

I think HS was about to cry or something, so I started trying to talk About how she's just under stress. Then she spits on me. Wha huh? Why?

" That was totally un called for." I say.

" Well I'm sorry you big retard are you going to go and tell your mommy?"

" My mom's dead you know that."

" I'm actually surprised you weren't made in a stupid lab somewhere."

Ok This is just weird what did I do?

" Why don't you leave while the grown up talk ok? " She leers.

" I am grown up!" I protest.

" You don't act like it!"

" Why are you being such a bitch?" I ask . Hey you can't hang around vegeta Like I have and not pick up some bad words.

She snarls and tries to claw my face off. Before thinking I punch at her but stop myself. The problem is the wind from the punch knocks her back into the wall.

" Oops sorry." I mumble sheepishly Mirai comes out of the Hospital room.

" Goku! What the Hell are you doing?"


" No I don't want to hear It !"

" But.."

" Just go!"

Oh man!