Son Goku's blog

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Nazi Superman?

I was trying to help The others Find HS, when as Brolly was taking the pets to the vet. ( What is a vet gong to do with a zombie? I'd think someone like Dr. Strange would have to fix him. )

Well the communicator thing Henchman gave me started beeping. I answer it, " Yeah?"

" G-Goku." is all he can get out he sounds like he's being strangled. I teleport over to him.

I find him being chocked by Superman? " Supes! What are you doing?" I shout. I mean Yeah, Guy can be a bad um...guy But that's no reason to try and kill him.

He looks all confused, and asks me who I am.

" Huh?" I'm confused now. You've known me for...wait what's that on your shirt? "

I've seen that thing on his shirt before. Yeah when I was a kid Master Roshi was teaching us about this guy who tried to take over the world....Hitler! A Nazi?

" Your not Superman are you?" I say through gritted teeth, after I absorb all of this.

" I'm more of a superman, than the fool in your universe. " He sneers. " Your a saiyan aren't you? Kind of look like that soldier Bardock."

I shrug "I guess so. He is my father. Now Let him go!"

His eyes go wide. " Bardock's son? Your not Raditz, wait I get it your a guy in this universe! Oh how rich!"

" Huh?" Was all I can respond to that.

" Your name is Son something right? In my reality Your Son Goka, a pathetic saiyan freedom fighter. I must say in this reality your a lot uglier."

Ok that's weird but,I really don't care about that now. " Let my friend go!"

He laughs. " You want this filth? Take him!" He throws the Henchman at me, I catch him before he hits a wall. " You alright." I ask putting him down.

" Yeah just kick his sorry ass!" He smiles.

I nod. Nazi man has this sinister smirk. " You want to try to challenge me little saiyan? Ok let's see what you have!"

" Well I have this for you!"

Darn it! I forgot to transform into SS4. That hurt me as much as it did him!

" You hurt me you monkey!" He rubs his chin.

" You like calling people bad names dont'cha?" I shake my head sadly. " Well I let my fists , and my feet talk for me. They'll have a nice conversation After I change. "

He guffaws" Your going to change your clothes ? Before a fight?"

" Not what I meant buddy." A sly grin comes over my face as I release the power within me and become ss4.

He gasps. " The royal form! I thought only Vegeta could take it!"

" Ya know. The more I hear about your reality the less I like it." I spin kick him in the chin. This time blood comes out from his mouth. " You've hurt me again!" He protests.

" Well that's what you get for hurting people jerk!" I spit. And I see by all these soldiers here, and the Freakin' Red Skull that you hang around people that have a lot of blood on their hands! I bet you do too! Now it's time for payback for my friend and all the innocents you've hurt."

He charged me I dodge sevreal haymakes. and unleash a stinging left jab. Making him even madder. I keep using the after image technique which is pretty much me moving so fast I leave an after image.

The real Superman would have used his vision powers to see where I was, not where I used to be, but it's becoming clear that this guy is not as skilled with his powers. He may not have had as many challenges.

So this keeps up until he screams in frustration. He uses his heat vision. I teleport out of it's way and punch him in the ribs. He turns I block his elbow going to my nose then I knee him in the belly.

While he's crouching I slam him into the ground with both of my fists together.

" I 'm losing!" He cries. " I never lose!" He flies at me again, I Keep getting outta the way until finally his frustration gets the better of him. " Stand still and fight like a man!"

" He he." He turns on me and does that red eye anger thingie. His ki has went down to the right level. " I am fighting you just using my head have you ever heard of rope- a dope?"

The glazed look in his eyes tells me all I need to know. " Ok." I continue. " Well It means you get the other guy to tire himself out trying to hit you. Then when they are tired you beat them. Guess who the dope is in this situation?"

He tries to fight back, but I still pretty fresh. He misses with the freeze breathe, and I catch him with an open palm strike breaking his jaw. While he's reeling he receives a straight kick in his stomach.

Finally I bust his nose with my elbow he falls hurting. He actually sobbing. "This can't be! this can't be!" Then he does something I'm not prepared for. He flies away.

While I can fly about the same speed as he can. I really didn't think he'd run.

" Can you catch up with him Goku?" Guy inquires.

" Let me look for his ki." I concentrate and find seven Kryptonian power levels. A girl, Kara. A teenager, Kon. A little boy? Who is that ? A dog. Krypto. and two adult males. I forgot about wait there's another superman like power level but it's bizarre.

" Well I found three grown Kryptonian guys." I inform Henchman. One is weird like the opposite of Superman or something, and the other two are really alike I can teleport to them both one at a time. "

" No." Henchman responds coldly. " He then grabs the Red Skull By the neck." We have this piece of trash here. He's going to tell us where that fake Amber is, and tell me how I get my Amber back, Or I'll break evrey bone in his body."

TBC at

Magdelena and Henchman.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

A friend in need

I get a call from The Henchman. " Hey Goku Can I get you to meet me somewhere?"

" Sure!" I shout and teleport behind him. " Hi Guy!"

With a startled "Yah!" He goes into fighting stance." Goku! Don't do that!"

" Um your name is guy right?" I ask.

" Not that! I mean Instant Transmission behind me like that for all you know She may have been watching!"

" Sorry. I guess I didn't think. I apologise.

" No forget it." he shrugs it off. "I was stressed. Look that's what I need to talk to you about. I need to talk to you about Amber, I don't think she's really Magdelena."

I was confused for a second then I think I may have gotten it. " Do you mean someone is pretending to be Amber?"

" Exactly she made me do something, that well Look i don't want to talk about it okay?"

" Sure." Whatever it was it must have been really bad. I mean he 's done some bad stuff , but this must have been terrible to bother him this much. " So what do you want from me?"

" This could get bad , and I may need some back up. If you don't want too.."

" Nah." I reassure " Don't worry about it. I'll help you . Whattaya want me to do?"

" Just be ready when the *&%$ hits the fan. Ok?"

When um stuff hits a fan? Why should we wait for that? Yuck! Well never mind he starts to explain his plan too me. Cool! Looks like I'll get to test my skills before the next Boudokai!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

I fight Vlad and all I get is my lousy t- shirt torn up.

Ok Quick update Chichi's not as mad as she was last time I posted, I think the whole Vampi turning on me , then Pantha suggesting a three way thing just got her all riled up.

Now that we know that wasn't the real Vampi, she's her normal self again. Though she still doesn't like Bra, and she wants me to stay away from Pantha. Ok When I heard that Vlad was behind all this Draculina stuff. I teleported ahead of everyone else.

Vlad seems to think I can't find his Ki. He's so wrong. I appear in front of him, and tell him, " I warned you what would happen if you messed with Vampi again. "

" Bah! As If I was afraid of you !" he spits and jumps me. I turn SS2 ,and the fight's on. He's actually somewhat a good fighter, if a bit tricky. Evreytime I cornered him he would sic bats or wolves at me.

I didn't like hurting the animals, but I had to get them out of the way. Then Mr. Blood sucker summons a storm I didn't know he could do that. First lightning bolt hurts like heck, the rest I use Instant Transmission to get away from.

I appear behind Drac pull him by his cape and punch him in the nose. He knees me in the groin, then tries to bite me. I jam my power pole fighting staff in his maw.

He holds his broken teeth. " Blast! You idiot!" He then turns to mist as His castle is blown up by I later found out the Junior Justice League kids. The whole mist thing sucked.

I mean he would just turn to Vlad for a second, then kick me in the back or something. After about three times of this , I 'port behind him ,and show him how it feels as soon as he becomes, a person, um vampire alien.

Sometime during all this , Superman shows up and heat visions the mist hurting Vlad I'm going to have to remember that, next time I fight the guy I'll Kamehamaeha blast him.

So at this point this happens.

So I'm trying out a new more dramatic way of talking so sue me! He said something about using up too much energy Summoning the storm then misting. To be able to do it again then he sneers "So I'll tear you apart with my bare hands. "

The fight got really good! He's not bad at hand to hand, at some point He has me in a head lock. I hear Vegeta's Gravelly voice call out " Kakarot ! You Clown!What are you doing playing with him !? Finish that fool off!"

Darn Vegeta , why do I take so much abuse from him? I mean he's really hard to be friends with sometimes. Oh well next Budokai I get the chance to put him through some abuse. I can control my ss5 transformation he can't hehehehe.

Or maybe I should just sic the Destroyer on him? It doesn't like him any way. Well the reason I stayed at SS2 is because I don't want to drain all of my power every fight I have.

Whatever I turn SS4 and blow up Vlad who's then floating around as a torso ! Oh man that's weird! He stops fighting me. ( Good because he was half the man he used to be. Hehhehehehehehehe!) To watch The Vampi 'Lina fight.

He accidentaly gets the wrong one with his servants ( I've seen a torso pick up a woman and fly of, I may have seen everything now. ) It's nice to have the old Vampi back. I can do without people spitting on me.