Son Goku's blog

Me in the World Martial Arts tournament first round.

2009-03-27T22:11:00.000-07:00

Man I thought I'd get a cool opponent. Instead I get this guy.

His power level is so low. He won't shut up either he's all " I'm the best there is at what I do bub, and that ain't pretty. Ya see I got a mutant healin' factor, and adamantium bones...." he kept popping his claws , and asaying bub until all I could hear was " Snikt Bub" Snikt! Bub!"

Then I realized what he was doing as soon as I started falling a sleep. he was trying to bore me to get a win. I won't let that happen. I punch him out of the ring , and go on to the next round whew! that was close.

Son Pan: Boudakai round 1

2009-03-06T19:49:00.000-08:00

Darculina is all pissed that she got beat by the grey Hulk, so she left having a hissy fit. Me, I'm staying because a part saiyan I want to get a good fight. Too bad for me I get a regular human girl in the first match.

Oh big whoop she stopped a robbery of the the ticket stand before coming to the ring. She just stares at me, like she's reading a book or something. I decide it'd be better if I don't hurt a future saiyan princess although she doesn't have a drop of saiyan blood in her.

" Yo Cassie have I gotta a deal for you." I start.

She just answers. " no."

" But you don't know what I'm going to offer." I say.

" Yes I do ... you're going to hit on me." Wow she is perceptive.

" Well you know saiyan royalty can have a consort long with a mate.. You really have to try it with another girl. Ms. Cain hey we can even let Prince Vincent join in."

I put my arm around her shoulder. And she grunts " I don't like to be touched."

" That's not what I saw in the locker room a while ago, with Vincent."

She goes all red than throws a punch Well when she breaks her hand on my face she'll learn that was a mistake. But instead I hear a "Clang!" And everything goes black.

When I wake up I hear " TEN!" Son Pan has been knocked out the winner is Cassandra Cain!"

"What?" I protest after seeing stars. " She couldn't have hurt me... her gloves must be Adamantium! That's not fair!"

" Well neither are all of your Powers. MS. Son" The ref Shakes his head. Cassandra Cain didn't try yo kill you nor did she hit you below the belt. She broke no rules."

You have to be kidding Ugh I lost to someone with no powers. How embarrassing.

Pan: Stupid non sharing Jason Todd.

2008-12-09T16:27:00.000-08:00

I had this great idea... yeah I know I'm having a fling with Draculina, but there's just something about Vella. Maybe its blue hair... or the fact she's saiyanor that cute little giggle.

So I decided to give the former bird boy something all guys want. Yeah this idea will work. Okay time to go to Gotham... ugh I hate that city. Why would anybody live there give me Tokyo anytime.

I use Instant transmission to find him he's punching the hell out of a practice dummy. He looks up “Dear God it's the saiyan version of Tina Tequilla..."

“Who?" I ask.

“What you don't get MTV in Japan? Lucky you." he sneers. “Look you here to threaten me away from my girl well I'll have to let you take it up with the crowbar again."

"We get MTV I just don't watch it... never mind that. Have a got a deal for you. How do you like the term “sharing is caring?"

He rolls his eyes. “Someone’s been watching Sesame Street I see."

" Graah! Is all you do is watch television?" I growl.

“Look no. No sharing she's not some toy.” I see him going towards the crowbar, and this belt kind of looks a tool belt with tiny pouches on it.

“I thought all you guys liked looking at girls together." I say watching him. Get the belt on. I do not want to fight.

“Yeah when watching dirty movies yeah but it's different when it's your girlfriend. That and Vel just isn't interested."

" B..but you get in on it too. " I argue.

“No thanks one of you saiyans is enough two of you would kill me. Just get out."

What I did next was probably stupid I slap him across the room Damn it I should really think before I act. He tried to come at me with the crowbar. I blast him, and he some how leaps out of the way. He then tries to shoot me I grab the bullet, and my hand is bleeding?

It's that stupid unbreakable metal Atom Ant? I get and blow up the building ha! That'll get him. I teleport back home. Though I avoid grandma Chi Chi. She's been in a bad mood with me evreytime I see her lately.

After about an hour or so Vella shows up “Outside now!" She commands.

I was about to say something to her when she punches me in the face. “I can't believe you freak!" Oh great she's got her dads' accent coming out, And his angry “I’ll kill you Kakarot!" face going.

“What were you thinking?" She screams “I told you over and over I wasn't interested. Then you try to kill Jay? Looks just stay away from me okay! Everyone says that like you sort of snapped when your boyfriend died. Well I'm sorry but what you're doing to me is villainous behavior I was thinking of being your friend but I can't trust you with all the stuff you've pulled. I may be nice, and all but I can only push so far... And if you try to hurt Jason again I will show you that I am my father's daughter I will kill you."

Then she leaves in a green blaze. I have to think to myself am I Acing like the people dad, and grandpa fight? At this moment I feel a strong Ki Eep Dad.

“Young lady we’re going to have a long talk about your stalker like behavior."

Gah I get angry ' " I'm grown now you can't tell me what to do anymore."

“Be that way and I stop paying for that fancy college of yours, and you have to deal with Vegeta yourself from now on."

Great.

Justice League Japan?

2008-08-17T02:04:00.000-07:00

Sweet! I was invited to the Justice, League! Well I thought it was The JLA. But noooooo. It was apparently JLJapan. I had no freaking idea there was one here. We have teams here with funny names, like Big Hero Six or Super Young Team. Or the worst one, Happy Spandex Fun Time.

But at least his one is named well not a bad team either.

Only problems are well Sailor Moon dated Trunks, and I have to hear her complain about him all the time. I hope Mirai never visits because it wouldn't be pretty if he found there was a cyborg, and a robot here, that and Lupin the 3rd keeps stealing my wallet.

Finally we don't fight a lot of good threats, I mean fighting Godzilla, tentacle monsters, the power rangers for some reason, and ninjas gets old. Heh but I bet Vegeta isn't fighting anything all that great in California.

Meanwhile...

Damn you Darkseid!!!! You can take your Anti Life Equation and stick it! The King of all Saiyans will not bow to any man or creature that pretends to be a god! I hate the Crisis!!!!!

HAHHAHAHAHAAHA

2008-07-29T00:16:00.003-07:00

Ya know Vegeta always laughs, at me about how mean my wife is. At least she'll have sex with me. Oh I know Vegeta wants you to believe that he and Bulma are all hot for each other, all the time. Well here's the truth. I bet you all those kids are clones because they certainly don't come from sex. Take a look at this video evidence.

Hee hee hee. I guess it could be the way he asks "WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?" I dunno know much but I do know women don't like you shouting at them. Or it could be his weird voice, maybe he has bad breath?

The whole Pantha thing is starting to make sense now.

Into the future!

2008-06-08T23:15:00.000-07:00

Continued from here. Gohan tried to warn me off working with Bruce Briefs. Well I just can’t turn my back on anyone that needs help. Also keeping me and the other one in back before just in case they couldn't beat the Dark Mirai guy...

I guess they couldn't. Bruce called me and I attacked the Evil Mirai. It’s so good to be fighting another saiyan I've been fighting nothing but Corru for the last couple of decades.

I start with a Kamehameha that knocks away his sword; I think that thing has been healing him. I then transform to the fifth and as far as I know final ss level. While he's reeling I take him down.

He tries to reach his sword and I step on his hand. “This ends now All the insanity all the death! I will put an end to it!" I inform him.

“I don’t ... need to touch the sword to control it Goku watch this!" A bunch of assassins aged when a beam of from the sword hits them, another one almost hits vendetta but she's knocked away by Spoiler. Who for some reason doesn't age when the beam hits her?

I was shocked it looked evil Mirai was too, but he hit me in the back of the head almost knocking me out. “Ha! That was it? The great Son Goku goes down that easily?"

“You are ... a back stabber, and use the power of the ... Time Trapper to win... not your own But that's about to end..." I whistle. And my friend the Destroyer charges Dark Mirai and starts beating him down.

He tried aging it, that doesn't seem to work. Then again I've been sparring with that thing for years now and I still haven't hurt it. Dark Mirai fires his most powerful blast, and the Metal Man wades through it.

It then opens its visor, and pure magic burns, the evil version of my friend's son.

“The connection with the Trapper is ended." Galen announces. And I feel Dark Mirai's ki take a huge nose dive. He's burned to a crisp.

“I’ll kill you all..." Dark Mirai threatens.

Justice picks him up by the neck “Where’s my father?"

“You... Don't have a father Cain... you did this? You brought the Destroyer..."

“Actually Goku did I just asked him." He smirks. “He grabs on to Dark Miari and starts breaking bones.

“Fine I'll show you just let me live!"

Cain smirks "deal."

Justice gives him a look. He leads us to this window. There is another dimension I threw Mirai into, he gets whatever he wants he's truly happy no Vampi but another woman, no children to disobey him you don't get do you HS and Justice? He can only be happy without you. HAHAHAHAHA! Go ahead and take him out and he'll resent you forever. Or leave him in there to rot, either way I win!"

Bruce breaks his neck and leaves a burnt hand sign in his chest.

" Hey! I wanted to kill him!" Justice protests.

“You had a deal” I remind him.

Bruce laughs. “How can something not alive live? He’s a lantern Construct nothing more.”

Hmmm He has a point there.

“You can't kill the defenseless aunt not with Stormcutter. In case we can't get Mirai back we'll need you to weld it against Time Trapper."

Then something weird happens Bart comes up but I swore I saw him die. " It'sokayJustice."

“What Bart you died?!"

“No I didn't one of my Scouts did they're kind of like... well a part of me I sometimes Use ... I hate it when they die though."

“Oh it’s like the multi form technique I use" I laugh.

Flash looks at me “What’s that?"

The Flash in Yellow slaps his head “Damn every time I think I get rid of him he comes back."

Bart grins

While they were all arguing Bruce walks into the portal.

Vegeta tagged me.

2008-03-21T13:15:00.000-07:00

Vegeta tagged me with a meme.

Here are the rules .

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Cool! This'll be fun!

1 The other saiyans keep playing a game called "what won't I eat?" pretty much everything so far.

2 I train pretty much all day, I like sparring with my friends too. For some reason Krillan keeps saying he's too old to spar. He's the same age as I am And I always feel like training or fighting .

3 I don't mind that Pan Likes girls and guys or whatever as long as she's happy, I do mind her choice in dates like Vampi's evil twin sister.

4 I love Chichi though she scares me at times.

5 people keep laughing at me for the "hope of the universe " thing.

6 I sometimes wonder if Gohan is a teacher because he wants to be or because Chichi made him, and I wonder if he's happy.

7 I once dreamt I was eating a giant marsh mellow, my pillow's been missing ever since.

Hmmm I would tag someone but sometimes people seem to be annoyed by being tagged. I know! If you want to do this meme have fun! If not well there's other things you can do.

Hey I see Pan walking by " hey!"

" Hi Grandpa!"

" Whatcha doin' Pan?"

" Draculina gave me this potion that will make someone really turned on I'm going to try to use it on Vella see ya!"

That's nice.... Wait what? Oh Man she's already instant transmissioned away. I really wish I didn't teach her that. And now I can't find her Ki . Great either Vella or Vegeta or gonna kill her. This sucks!

I don't understand Chichi

2007-12-20T21:20:00.000-08:00

So the news about the break in I did with the group Batman brought together has reached Chichi. I know it looks bad but we did it for a good reason. MY Wife well she didn't want to hear it.

“What are you doing running around with another gang of thugs? Just because the other one gets too old ...except for Vegeta that is!"

“They aren't thugs. " I try to explain. " Even the guy with no face who says things I don't understand is a great guy. And batman is running it so..."

“Batman? Batman!" She yells. "Who introduced you too that nut?"

" Um Gohan." I say sheepishly.

“Well I'm going to have a long talk with our son about who he... wait what's that in your pocket?"

" Are you coming on to me?" I ask. Hoping the argument is over.

"No Goku!" She rolls her eyes. And grabs money out of my pocket "Where did you get this and how much is there?"

“Um I never did count it all but this is my pay from Batman for being on his team we all get some. "

“Wait... you mean finally your making money?" her eyes light up. "You have a real job?”

“I guess."

"And you get this weekly?"

“Yeah." I really hope I'm not still in trouble.

“Oh wow you know what this means we can send Pan to an Ivy League college! And finally get a real bathroom so you can stop taking baths in a barrel in the front yard."

“Um." I think real hard about what to say next than i can't really come up with much. "So um your not mad?"

“Mad ? I'm ecstatic! You had better not keep your boss waiting. The world needs to be saved and all that. When you get home they'll be a huge meal to celebrate you actually working! Hoorah! My Husband isn't just a karate bum anymore."

What just happened?

Son Goten: What's up with Bra?

2007-10-30T00:27:00.000-07:00

Continued from here.

My wife Bra comes out of nowhere carrying Mirai's sword that went missing at his death.

She already killed some of the Corru. the rest laugh at her. " Look honey. they shouldn't have sent you Son Goku. Maybe or a real super saiyan."

" Your about to face a real Super saiyan." She states with a voice deeper than usual .

then she slices his head off. This is weird she's walking all different And not using her normal fighting style, which is normally distracting her opponents with her looks, and using a lot of gymnastic moves. In stead she uses sword play and moves that look they they were meant for a taller bulkier person.

I didn't know she even knew how to use a sword much less Stormcutter. But she whips up storms and and other weather like a pro.finally What's left of the corru retreat.

I grab her, and try to kiss her. " Woah There Goten! Look if your into that it's okay, but I'm not."

" Into what Babe?" I ask suddenly very confused.

" Oh God! " She yells . " Don't call me Babe! I mean I'm straight okay married with a son and daughter and everything. Maybe you should tell Bra about these feelings eh?"

We all stare at her well except the 17 year old who just came here from another planet. " Honey you are Bra." Great. My wife now has split personalities.

"Wait a second did you get taller? " Bra looks all confused .. then What I said registers. She grabs her own chest . " The Hell?" She runs behind a Vampi's mansion. " AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT'S Gone!"

She walks out sulkingly. " Why am I always turned into girls? First that voodoo guy switched me with Vampi, and now I get a time share with little sister. Then of course the time I shared inside Trunks' body. Though not technically a girl he is pretty whiney. "

This weird power level. Comes out of no where. All these ninjas start flanking the soldiers and this this boy with purple hair walks out. of the bushes. I recognize him from SHIELD files.

" Bruce Cain! You are on that villain show.

He bows at me respectfully. " That's me." Bra gives him a look.

" You! what are you doing here."

Cain Smirks. " is that any way to greet your nephew Aunt Mirai ?"

Everyone looks at her Justice starts crying " D-Dad?"

" Yes Justice it's me. And this kid is Vincent's and Cassandra's son. He takes after his grandfather though Both of them."

" Well mom taught me a lot too." he smiles. " Like I can beat all five of you, and take Stormcutter forcefully."

" Why do you want it?" HS demands.

" None of your business. Though I have to say I didn't expect this. An aunt, uncle combo. Your choice old man. You can live in Bra's body, I mean I hear Vampi does like women after all, but poor Goten has to share his wife, and think of the mental scarring my cousins will go through. Or you can give me the sword."

" And why should I trust an assassin?" Mirai/ Bra asks.

" You can't can you? But your soul is connected to the blade and you'll end up living inside whoever touches it. Now tell me what kind of life or in your case after life is that?"

I can't believe it but she drops the sword, and all of the sudden Bra is back to normal. " Goten? Where am I?"

Bruce goes for the sword. I step in front of him. " Your not taking it."

He gives the Vegeta smirk. How come I couldn't see he was related to him before? " Who's going to stop me you? Please Uncle Goten. Don't make me hurt you."

" Your not getting the sword!" I repeat.

He glares. " Ryu! Alpha! Mad Dog! Assassins! You can do to the soldiers of General Ryayan As you will ! The saiyans are mine!"

I transform to the fourth Super saiyan level unfortunately so does he. I plan my attack out perfectly but before I even move I'm on the ground.Bra goes after him fighting like her normal self and is knocked out with a chop.

HS starts burning him but oddly it doesn't seem to bother, him. " You want flame ? Here's some flame Dark Dragon Pyre!"

Vegeta's old move surrounds the boy and causes him to fall in despair. He plays with Hs' flame like a toy. Actually holding it in his hands. " Gramps still had the Dragon flame when he made Dad and Aunt Vella. " He then eats the fire. " It skipped a generation. "

Justice Shouts " You can't have my Dad!" She calls the Earth 's power at after him and he looks to vanish in lava. But he reappears behind her.He hits two fingers to her neck and she's out cold.

I get up not knowing why the few punches and one kick he hit me with hurt so much and I fire a Kamehameha wave.

And he slaps it away.the open his hand and yells " Reign of Cain!" this blast comes after me I dodge it then all of the sudden i feel pain in my back. I look up to see ki energy falling like rain onto me It burns so much I fall.

I mumble. " Cassandra couldn't have taught you that."

" Nope I've been trained by Gramps, Uncle Goku. You, and mom. It's too bad Dad wasn't here I haven't had the chance to fight him, or train with him. Then again I hear he sucks now . I'll wait until he grows up a bit, then seek him out. now back to business. "

He picks up the sword and it shocks him. " Damn! The 'worthy' enchantment is still on it. "

A ninja gives him Mirai's scabbard. " Here master maybe this will help."

he picks up the sword screaming as it keeps shocking him until it finally turns into it's wooden form. And Cain puts into it's covering. " Alright we have it !Assassins! Vanish!"

that's the last thing I hear before I black out.

Darkseid is my master!

2007-10-01T00:11:00.000-07:00

My master. has sent me to battle his enemies. I am proud to do this but sometimes I find my thoughts wander especially when I fight the master's saiyan enemies.

I remember this thing like from another life. This person that was looked like me was training, and the Master's Parademons attack. He /I defeat them . But then the master Lord Darkseid looms over him /me, and hits me with the Omega Beams.

While stunned, some of the other gods of Apokalyps beat me down. The next thing he knows. He wakes up with Granny Goodness staring at him.

" Gah! The person who looks like me says. " Are you a monster?I mean I've never seen someone so ugly before!"

" You wound Granny!" She chuckles. " Now I'll wound you, She turns on this machine that hurts my head. " Soon you will think a different way the way darkseid wants you think!"

Now my former life is over Now I serve Darkseid. And I will help him enslave this planet, or burn it into a cinder.

Wow, This guy's tough. (continued from Veg's blog)

2007-08-15T19:25:00.000-07:00

This Rocky looking monster with metal things mixed in is tough. He beat pretty much every saiyan on the planet . But I don't get it. His power level is about at Super saiyan 4.

After I threatened him, he laughed. " If your king will not help me destroy my creators I will hurt his people until he does!"

" What will you do after you've destroyed 'em?" I ask.

He laughs again. " Anything I want no one but them can defeat me. I could just kill whoever I want."

OK So he's a bad guy no choice but going all out. I turn SS 5. Then i see the problem all the other saiyans have fighting this guy. I punch him, and it almost breaks my hand.

Ok. No Prob. I fire a kamehameha. This gives me a chance to think for a second while he charges me I notice something, this guy's slow. It seems like carrying all that rock/metal weight is straining.

So I stand still let him punch at me, then speed out of the way. We play this game over and over Sometimes I give him a ki blast and he gets real tired breathing hard , and all that.

he keeps throwing punches though they just keep getting slower, and slower. " Ready to give up yet? " I say.

" Never ! I defeated the ( huff!) King! )(Huff!) I can beat some nobody!"

" If only you could beat me with insults then you'd totally have this fight, but I'm the one who's pretty relaxed and mellow while you can barely stand. Too bad you don't have blasts or anything huh?"

He throws a big rock at me, I side step it.he tries charging at me , and I teleport behind him. " I can do this all day. " I giggle. " I mean really it's kind of fun."

he keeps charging and swinging. While I keep dodging and firing blasts. one hits him the eye, and he screams. Well I think I found his weakness. Though the blast only stung his eyes if I wanted to I could kill him with that weakness. Lucky for him, that's kind of a last resort to me.

I wonder why Vegeta didn't notice it he always calls himself the "thinker". Maybe he just got too mad or his pride got in the way of his better judgement. Whatever I know how to beat him! I gather up energy from the sun and unleash a solar flare attack in his eyes.

While he's temporally blinded I grab onto him and teleport him off the planet to a world I've seen before that has like a lot of game and some vegetation. so it's not a death sentence. Though by the looks of him he could eat rocks. Lucky there is a bunch of those too.

" What did you do?" He demands.

" I used the Instant Transmission technique to take you to another planet, here you can live peacefully and stop hurting my friends Bye!"

I teleport back to Earth while he's screaming "Nooooooo!"

I make sure everyone is alright, when I get back. My son Goten, and Vegeta's kids are ok just bruised up.

" Goku. Where have you been ?" Trunks sputtered.

" well after the whole my sister was a skrull thing I went and did some training to clear my head. But hey if you need me from now on just call, and Goten your mother wants you to bring the babies over for tonight."

Bra snorts. " Yeah but I'm not invited am I?"

" Hey. Your part of the family now , so your invited." I whisper. " Just blame me I'll take the Chichi yelling. I'm kinda used to it by now. "

She then does this.

Weird. She seems to have taken after Bulma in some ways.

Meanwhile back on the exile planet. The Metal Ore creature gloats.

" That foolish saiyan thought he could just abandon me here? I suppose he didn't know that I have a remote for my space ship. I'll be on Earth again before It's next rotation, and I'll battle the King and force him to assist me or kill him!"

Dad's weird request.

2007-07-03T01:46:00.000-07:00

Hey Veg put me up to the rank of general. That gotta bunch of saiyans mad at me And they challenged me to a fight calling me traitor and stuff. I beat a group of them without turning into a super saiyan. And then they wanted to buy me beer . Weird.

You know Chichi is being kinda weird too. I mean she thinks now that Vegeta rules a bunch of saiyans that the world id going to be conquered by him.

I think that's silly. But you try changing her mind. My ears are ringing from the last time I tried.

My dad's ghost kind of just appeared. "So our people are making a comeback... good. I'm beginning to think It's time now yes."

So now he's talking strange was stranger than the fact that he's the ghost of the dead father I never met when he was alive.

" Time for what Bardock? I mean Dad. "

He just keeps staring off into space. " One of my children is alive fighting alongside the new king, another is in a better place....." Then he got all serious. " And one is in Hell. Kakarot I want you to borrow the Dragon Balls From Vegeta."

" Ok." I laugh. "Are you wanting to come back from the dead? That'll be cool!"

" No Kakarot. My time is done. But my other son never had a chance to reform. I want you to wish back Raditz."

" Whaaaat?" I yell. " You mean the guy that tried to get me to kill evreyone on Earth? And when I wouldn't he kidnapped Gohan who was about four In an attempt to make me?"

" yes kakarot he is also your brother he deserves a chance to find a place in the the new order. "

" I'm not so sure of that..." I mumble.

" Well Kakarot your are far more powerful than him now, and besides he will take his orders from Vegeta, He's actually quite used to it. " Then he vanishes.

Oh man I don't know about this. It seems like a really bad idea.

Why are saiyans attacking?

2007-05-17T18:49:00.000-07:00

Well I went to paradise Island, yeah my last post about revenge was a little much I know. I mean I was mad because well Vegeta basically cheated to beat me, and he'll always do that. But really it is a good thing, though really. I mean he does cheat to beat bad guys.

My sister followed and I got to learn about her. According to her The saiyans have been pretty much struggling to survive after Frieza destroyed our home planet. Well we fought Cyclopes and things. I learned a few new tricks that will surprise Veg head on the rematch , but no I don't want revenge, just the competition.

Well one day, while me, and Celra sparred, some strange lady came up to us, and said she something, about how we should return to the outside world, because we were needed.

Then the both of us Left, and I felt massive ki surges all around Japan. When I 'port there it's crawling with saiyans. " You lied to me!" I accuse my sister, you were the scout to some kind of invasion! "

She looks insulted. " No! I thought us, Vegeta,his mother and that Monster were the last of the full blooded. And these fools are doing the opposite of what is needed to survive! Attacking planets will just make the others in the galaxy hunt us down and wipe us out!"

I want to believe her.. but, I've been burned by siblings before. " Want to help me stop them?" I ask.

" I suppose. " She answers we land by a group. This big one glares at me. " Your the one assigned to destroy this planet huh? Kakarot? Fool!"

My Name is Goku!" I declare as he starts using his scouter to read my power level. You see most saiyans can't read ki and need these devices to tell how strong somone is, but to someone like me that can suppress his true power those things don't work.

he laughs at me. " your power level is three thousand? prepare to die little man!" I turn super saiyan breaking his scouter, and knock him out, the others call for back up, Me and sis smack them around pretty good. As she somehow turned ss as well.

" I can't believe it!" One shouts what the king told us is true! They are super saiyans!"

" Won't matter soon enough!" Another laughs making some kind of ball of light that they all stare at!

" Goku Don't look at that!" Celra commands, as all the saiyans become Giant apes, And we're in Tokyo, this isn't good! She blasts the artificial moon but it's waaay too late for that.

" I have an idea!" I tell Celra Turning SS4.

" You'll have to teach me how to reach that form." She sneers. " ok what is it?"

" Blast their tails!" I scram blasting a few.

She was offended. " Kak.... Goku that just isn't done!"

" Well it's the only way to make them turn back! we have too!"

She didn't like it, but she did it any way. After they all turned back they retreated.

As they leave I feel several high power levels behind me, It's the JLA! " Good Work Goku You save d the city, without, killing any of the saiyans!" Superman congratulates.

My sister has a weird look on her face. " That symbol on your chest your from Krypton huh?"

" Yes I am Ma'am. Most call me Superman, My name is Kal-El."

She gets out a scouter. Reads his power, than puts it back. Then she embarrasses me. " Is there a MS Kal-El?"

He blushes, and After mumbling a bit he says. " Yes. So would you like to join the rest of us in counteracting the saiyans?"

" Sure. " I yell.

Batman who was in an airplane, asks " Why did they not become super saiyans in your battle?"

" Well a super saiyan is pretty rare, or at least it was. "

" I thought so." Batman mumbles. the flight to the temporary base, was pretty quiet after that.

I can't believe I lost!

2007-04-15T19:51:00.000-07:00

Man I've been training like crazy! Sigh I guess vegeta has an unfair advantage with that dragon flame stuff. Then again, I beat him Since he had that stuff . Hmmm I wonder if that offer Wonder Woman gave me to train at Thymascera is still good?

Maybe learning how to fight against mythic creatures and stuff will help next time I fight Mr. Grumpy. Then again, I 'm stronger now after the fight. And now I know What Vegeta will pull.

Too bad I was wanting the championship again. Oh well. Something weird happened today at the tournament. And not just Vella Flying away from two blurs screaming Their after me!"

After Brolly was defeated By Donar this girl runs out screaming. " You Killed my people!" And ki blasts Brolly. I think she's mistaking him for his evil version from our Universe.

I stop her and she surprises me by turning ss3 . " Your a saiyan? " I shout.

I transform to the same level. " Wait so are you!" She stammers, In Saiyanese. " I thought the one that was assigned to take over this planet died. "

" No that's me I kinda forgot." I laugh. Then I realize she's Saiyan she may want to take over the planet. " If your here to attack I'll stop you!" I announce.

" Nope" she responds. She points at Brolly." That monster destroyed my colony!"

" No. That one was is kinda the other one's twin. It's uh hard to explain."

" Really?" She asks. What happened to his twin. Kakarot?"

" Um I prefer Son Goku. And he's kinda been dealt with."

Vegeta walks up and commands " Who are you?"

Her eyes go wide . " Vegeta? You live? " She gets on her knees and Bows. " My King."

" Get up! I'm not the King . Still the Prince! Now where did you come from? is this going to be like Krypton? A new survivor shows up every year or so?"

"No sir." She sighs. " The colonies, that Frieza's henchmen didn't hunt down , and blow up, That monster freak crushed. There maybe one more colony left if that. You don't remember me do you? I'm your trainer's daughter. "

" The one that would kick me? " Vegeta sneers.

" Hey you bit me! Did Raditz survive Frieza's attack. "

" Yes But Kakarot killed him. When he tried to recruit him, into Frieza's Henchmen. "

" You still worked for that Bastard! After what he did to our planet? Your father? and mine? And Raditz Went along with it? He never did get along with dad but to just spit on his memory by working for his killer? "

Vegeta shrugs. " None of us had any choice in the matter. As for my father, he got better. And yours keeps appearing from the dead to annoy everyone. No I was planning to kill Frieza all along when i became powerful enough. Kakarot there beat him and left him for dead. My son ended finishing the job though."

" You have a son?" She questions.

" I actually have a few children."

I interrupt . " Hi.Um who are you?"

" Well Um Son Goku. My name is Celra. And Your my little brother.Don't worry I'm not mad at you for killing Raditz. He was a loser. Um got anything to eat?"

" Woah ! really? before I ask her anything else Yamcha freaks out, and blabbers something about Vengeance on Vegeta.

Son Goten: My niece Isn't taken Angus' death well.

2007-03-29T19:09:00.000-07:00

Pan's boyfriend died in a mission with the X-men. What's worse is the Dragon balls no longer work so he can't be wished back. Well today they had a funeral for him.ok they buried his sweatshirt, since they couldn't find a body.

She spent the whole time wailing, or glaring at Vincent and his girlfriend. " They don't know what they have. " She sobs. I didn't think seeing me, and Bra with each other helped either. Or Vegeta, with Bulma or Mirai with Vampi. Peter Parker, and Mary Jane. Dang there is a lot of couples here.

As the (empty) coffin. Is interred next to his dad's body. Pan. points , at HS and Laura. " This is your fault!" she screams. " If you didn't get your skanky self trapped in Hell he'd still be alive!"

HS starts " Pan that's not fair... "

X-23 just pops her claws in Pan's face. " Back off little girl." To which Pan knocks her into somebody's tomb. Before X-23 can recover, Pan grabs her ny the feet and tosses her into the sky " Kamahame...."

Gohan Stops her by grabbing her hands, while Me and HS grab the falling Laura.

" Pan!" My brother scolds. " This is not how we act young lady!"

" Dad! If it wasn't for them Angus would still alive!"

" You don't know that, it could have happened some other way. Come on lets go home. "

After that bit of unpleasantness I noticed someone odd. there one of the PRO reg heroes from the Civil War Super Shield.

" Hey man what are you doing here?" I ask.

" Just to pay my respects." He says. " We fought during the Civil War . he was a tough opponent, It's too bad he had to die so young , I guess That's what he gets for palling around with those Muties huh?"

I got a little sick to my stomach at the word "Mutie." " They don't really like being called that like us saiyans don't like the word monkey."

" Aw boy and political correctness rears it's ugly head. Hey I just got assigned to a super team In Michigan. I'm going to lead it. Yeah Goten us SHIELD guys are going to show the former "Secret Avengers" How true heroes act. "

I made an excuse to to leave , while the guy seemed to kind of stare at Angus' grave with a sort of glee. there's something off about that guy.

Nazi Superman?

2007-02-28T16:50:00.000-08:00

I was trying to help The others Find HS, when as Brolly was taking the pets to the vet. ( What is a vet gong to do with a zombie? I'd think someone like Dr. Strange would have to fix him. )

Well the communicator thing Henchman gave me started beeping. I answer it, " Yeah?"

" G-Goku." is all he can get out he sounds like he's being strangled. I teleport over to him.

I find him being chocked by Superman? " Supes! What are you doing?" I shout. I mean Yeah, Guy can be a bad um...guy But that's no reason to try and kill him.

He looks all confused, and asks me who I am.

" Huh?" I'm confused now. You've known me for...wait what's that on your shirt? "

I've seen that thing on his shirt before. Yeah when I was a kid Master Roshi was teaching us about this guy who tried to take over the world....Hitler! A Nazi?

" Your not Superman are you?" I say through gritted teeth, after I absorb all of this.

" I'm more of a superman, than the fool in your universe. " He sneers. " Your a saiyan aren't you? Kind of look like that soldier Bardock."

I shrug "I guess so. He is my father. Now Let him go!"

His eyes go wide. " Bardock's son? Your not Raditz, wait I get it your a guy in this universe! Oh how rich!"

" Huh?" Was all I can respond to that.

" Your name is Son something right? In my reality Your Son Goka, a pathetic saiyan freedom fighter. I must say in this reality your a lot uglier."

Ok that's weird but,I really don't care about that now. " Let my friend go!"

He laughs. " You want this filth? Take him!" He throws the Henchman at me, I catch him before he hits a wall. " You alright." I ask putting him down.

" Yeah just kick his sorry ass!" He smiles.

I nod. Nazi man has this sinister smirk. " You want to try to challenge me little saiyan? Ok let's see what you have!"

" Well I have this for you!"

Darn it! I forgot to transform into SS4. That hurt me as much as it did him!

" You hurt me you monkey!" He rubs his chin.

" You like calling people bad names dont'cha?" I shake my head sadly. " Well I let my fists , and my feet talk for me. They'll have a nice conversation After I change. "

He guffaws" Your going to change your clothes ? Before a fight?"

" Not what I meant buddy." A sly grin comes over my face as I release the power within me and become ss4.

He gasps. " The royal form! I thought only Vegeta could take it!"

" Ya know. The more I hear about your reality the less I like it." I spin kick him in the chin. This time blood comes out from his mouth. " You've hurt me again!" He protests.

" Well that's what you get for hurting people jerk!" I spit. And I see by all these soldiers here, and the Freakin' Red Skull that you hang around people that have a lot of blood on their hands! I bet you do too! Now it's time for payback for my friend and all the innocents you've hurt."

He charged me I dodge sevreal haymakes. and unleash a stinging left jab. Making him even madder. I keep using the after image technique which is pretty much me moving so fast I leave an after image.

The real Superman would have used his vision powers to see where I was, not where I used to be, but it's becoming clear that this guy is not as skilled with his powers. He may not have had as many challenges.

So this keeps up until he screams in frustration. He uses his heat vision. I teleport out of it's way and punch him in the ribs. He turns I block his elbow going to my nose then I knee him in the belly.

While he's crouching I slam him into the ground with both of my fists together.

" I 'm losing!" He cries. " I never lose!" He flies at me again, I Keep getting outta the way until finally his frustration gets the better of him. " Stand still and fight like a man!"

" He he." He turns on me and does that red eye anger thingie. His ki has went down to the right level. " I am fighting you just using my head have you ever heard of rope- a dope?"

The glazed look in his eyes tells me all I need to know. " Ok." I continue. " Well It means you get the other guy to tire himself out trying to hit you. Then when they are tired you beat them. Guess who the dope is in this situation?"

He tries to fight back, but I still pretty fresh. He misses with the freeze breathe, and I catch him with an open palm strike breaking his jaw. While he's reeling he receives a straight kick in his stomach.

Finally I bust his nose with my elbow he falls hurting. He actually sobbing. "This can't be! this can't be!" Then he does something I'm not prepared for. He flies away.

While I can fly about the same speed as he can. I really didn't think he'd run.

" Can you catch up with him Goku?" Guy inquires.

" Let me look for his ki." I concentrate and find seven Kryptonian power levels. A girl, Kara. A teenager, Kon. A little boy? Who is that ? A dog. Krypto. and two adult males. I forgot about wait there's another superman like power level but it's bizarre.

" Well I found three grown Kryptonian guys." I inform Henchman. One is weird like the opposite of Superman or something, and the other two are really alike I can teleport to them both one at a time. "

" No." Henchman responds coldly. " He then grabs the Red Skull By the neck." We have this piece of trash here. He's going to tell us where that fake Amber is, and tell me how I get my Amber back, Or I'll break evrey bone in his body."

TBC at

Magdelena and Henchman.

A friend in need

2007-02-22T00:36:00.000-08:00

I get a call from The Henchman. " Hey Goku Can I get you to meet me somewhere?"

" Sure!" I shout and teleport behind him. " Hi Guy!"

With a startled "Yah!" He goes into fighting stance." Goku! Don't do that!"

" Um your name is guy right?" I ask.

" Not that! I mean Instant Transmission behind me like that for all you know She may have been watching!"

" Sorry. I guess I didn't think. I apologise.

" No forget it." he shrugs it off. "I was stressed. Look that's what I need to talk to you about. I need to talk to you about Amber, I don't think she's really Magdelena."

I was confused for a second then I think I may have gotten it. " Do you mean someone is pretending to be Amber?"

" Exactly she made me do something, that well Look i don't want to talk about it okay?"

" Sure." Whatever it was it must have been really bad. I mean he 's done some bad stuff , but this must have been terrible to bother him this much. " So what do you want from me?"

" This could get bad , and I may need some back up. If you don't want too.."

" Nah." I reassure " Don't worry about it. I'll help you . Whattaya want me to do?"

" Just be ready when the *&%$ hits the fan. Ok?"

When um stuff hits a fan? Why should we wait for that? Yuck! Well never mind he starts to explain his plan too me. Cool! Looks like I'll get to test my skills before the next Boudokai!

I fight Vlad and all I get is my lousy t- shirt torn up.

2007-02-08T09:48:00.000-08:00

Ok Quick update Chichi's not as mad as she was last time I posted, I think the whole Vampi turning on me , then Pantha suggesting a three way thing just got her all riled up.

Now that we know that wasn't the real Vampi, she's her normal self again. Though she still doesn't like Bra, and she wants me to stay away from Pantha. Ok When I heard that Vlad was behind all this Draculina stuff. I teleported ahead of everyone else.

Vlad seems to think I can't find his Ki. He's so wrong. I appear in front of him, and tell him, " I warned you what would happen if you messed with Vampi again. "

" Bah! As If I was afraid of you !" he spits and jumps me. I turn SS2 ,and the fight's on. He's actually somewhat a good fighter, if a bit tricky. Evreytime I cornered him he would sic bats or wolves at me.

I didn't like hurting the animals, but I had to get them out of the way. Then Mr. Blood sucker summons a storm I didn't know he could do that. First lightning bolt hurts like heck, the rest I use Instant Transmission to get away from.

I appear behind Drac pull him by his cape and punch him in the nose. He knees me in the groin, then tries to bite me. I jam my power pole fighting staff in his maw.

He holds his broken teeth. " Blast! You idiot!" He then turns to mist as His castle is blown up by I later found out the Junior Justice League kids. The whole mist thing sucked.

I mean he would just turn to Vlad for a second, then kick me in the back or something. After about three times of this , I 'port behind him ,and show him how it feels as soon as he becomes, a person, um vampire alien.

Sometime during all this , Superman shows up and heat visions the mist hurting Vlad I'm going to have to remember that, next time I fight the guy I'll Kamehamaeha blast him.

So at this point this happens.

So I'm trying out a new more dramatic way of talking so sue me! He said something about using up too much energy Summoning the storm then misting. To be able to do it again then he sneers "So I'll tear you apart with my bare hands. "

The fight got really good! He's not bad at hand to hand, at some point He has me in a head lock. I hear Vegeta's Gravelly voice call out " Kakarot ! You Clown!What are you doing playing with him !? Finish that fool off!"

Darn Vegeta , why do I take so much abuse from him? I mean he's really hard to be friends with sometimes. Oh well next Budokai I get the chance to put him through some abuse. I can control my ss5 transformation he can't hehehehe.

Or maybe I should just sic the Destroyer on him? It doesn't like him any way. Well the reason I stayed at SS2 is because I don't want to drain all of my power every fight I have.

Whatever I turn SS4 and blow up Vlad who's then floating around as a torso ! Oh man that's weird! He stops fighting me. ( Good because he was half the man he used to be. Hehhehehehehehehe!) To watch The Vampi 'Lina fight.

He accidentaly gets the wrong one with his servants ( I've seen a torso pick up a woman and fly of, I may have seen everything now. ) It's nice to have the old Vampi back. I can do without people spitting on me.

Saving Trunks from himself.

2007-01-25T21:24:00.000-08:00

Yes that's right Son Goten in tha House! All Part of my plan to be in more blogs than anyone else ! Ok Not really The Old man just now figured out how to invite people.

Ok well it all started. When I was drinking my morning coffee, and having to listen to Bra, And Mom scream at each other. The fun! Then Marron runs in crying about Trunks being controlled by Vampi.

" That Vampirella is just showing her true colors!" my Mom screeches.

Bra hugs Marron, and shakes her head at mom. " It's not Vampi It's her sister."

" Oh?" Mom snorts. " And how do you know? "

" Because Joe Fixit told us."

" Oh yes! You listen to a paid Mercenary why again? "

" Enforcer! Not mercenary! " Bra yells . Though I'm personally not sure there's all that much of a difference. But Fixit seems to have some kind of a uncle thing going on with my wife. So she defends him . Weird since he doesn't seem to like her brother. At least I hope it's a uncle thing.

My Mom looks at Marron, and whispers in my ear. " Krillian's daughter is such a sweet girl , Why didn't you end up with her?"

" Because she's been hung up on Trunks since forever?" I ask .Not sure mom would think Marron was such a good girl, if she knew about what happened when we were all teenagers.

So yeah Trunks was with her the whole night , and I just got to kiss her. Worst three way ever ! Well it was actually a two way with me watching like a doofus. Probably when she first started her crush on trunks . Though Yeah I have actually Hit that.

Just once. And Marron criticized my performance. At least Bra seems to like it. You know that's the problem with being Trunks' best friend growing up the girls always seemed to like him.

After getting out of this s train of thought, I tell mom " Besides I'm not leaving Bra especially now."

" What's so special about now ?" She counters.

" Bra will tell you when she's ready!" Actually after this current crisis is over. She Doesn't want to add to all this junk. As my mom leaves my house in a huff. ( She really never leaves any other way. Poor Dad is going to be in for it today.)

Bra drags me into a corner. "We're going to have to catch Trunks. Not just for Marron's sake but for his . Draculina is going to end up killing him."

" Ok sure. " I answer I call Nick Fury, and ask for the day off. I tell him the situation , and he agrees Trunks needs to be stopped. Luckily Mirai Been captured By Superman.

You know this is why I like working with Fury, more than Stark. Iroman would either refuse to give me the day off, or force his way in on this. Yeah Nick already has my vote Natasha !

Bra calls her older brother. On his cell phone. She asks him to meet at a place outside Dark Town, where Crime Alley is. When he shows he looks really pale. I don't know much about the whole vampire thing, but I know he doesn't look well.

I hear their conversation. Bra is trying to tell him that's the woman he's been screwing ain't Vampi , and he's too mind controlled to even listen.

Bra says" your not going anywhere! I'm not letting get killed. Sorry Big Bro but your not in your right mind right now."

Trunks laughs. " You couldn't stop me Sis. Even if you weren't in your condition. I'm a SS4 And your not!"

She grins. "actually I am now I guess all that training Dad put through paid off. Unlike you Mr. Lazy! You only got to SS4 Because , you and Mirai were blasted by a bunch of rays. Oh yeah wanna know something cool? I don't get that gross body hair. I guess it's a guy thing." then she transforms in front of him.

" What? How? Your stronger than me?"

" That's because your lazy! But don't worry I'm not going to beat you up you know why. But Goten back there will. "

I punch him, after transmitting in front of him. " That's for cheating in the kid's Boudakai all those years ago!" Well that didn't help me feel better about it. I mean he was sick, and pale . To really even the score I have to beat him at his best. At the next Boudakai. And I've training with both SHIELD and Dad.

Ok So Trunks is now in the Adamantium cell at Capsule Corp. The problem is how do we keep 'Lina from getting to him?

Uh wow I'm sleeping in the Dojo....Again.

2007-01-17T23:21:00.000-08:00

Oh boy..... I confronted Pantha And she responded with things . Things I guess I shouldn't have discussed with Chichi.

" That horrible alien whore!" she shouts. Making my ears ring, again. " I can't believe Bulma is going along with this! You know she was better off when she was with Yamcha!"

I shrug. " She doesn't seem to think so."

" that's because she's all enamored with this sick lifestyle she's leading with that sick alien bastard!"

" Hey I'm from the same planet he is!"

She shakes her head " You were raised by a human Goku not like the evil midget! You know what I think you should help Yamcha defeat Vegeta!"

"Why should I do that ?" I'm completely confused here. Yamcha my friend , and a good fighter, but recently I dunno I guess he's lost touch with reality .

" Because " Chichi grins " yamcha is good for Bulma. When they get back together, it will eliminate all this three way business. Then You can help me break up Goten and girl Vegeta." She's been calling Bra that Alot latley

" You haven't seen Yamcha lately have you?" I ask.

" No why?" She seems puzzled.

" Well last time I saw him, he was wearing a tin foil hat on his head, and he was talking to people that weren't there."

" He was just joking Goku." She says .

" Um I'm pretty sure he wasn't."

" Whatever Goku! Hey that's a great idea. " I don't like the look that goes over her face. " After you make Vegeta leave the planet. You can get rid of that skank Pantha and Vampirella , whose actions toward you lately have just really shown her true colors."

Man I really don't like this plan. " Chichi first off Vampi is here to stop the Vampires....."

" Oh Please !" she snorts. " That's just hyperbole. It's not like you couldn't stop any of those blood sucking wimps!"

" Hyper....Huh?"

" Never mind Hon. Yes I can see it now you could usher in a new golden age without all these bad influences!"

I shake my head. " What right do I have to decide who lives on Earth? I'm not fighting anyone unless there's a good reason."

" But The perfect reason is the fact they are corrupting us! Our children! Bulma!"

" ok Our kids are grown, And what Pantha is doing now that I think of it doesn't hurt anybody. Bulma was always kind of like that. And something's off with Vampi. Maybe it can be fixed somehow. Also veg has helped me save the world a few times, and the Universe once. "

"He's only helped for his own selfish reasons! Goku I demand You go out there and start getting this scum off the planet!"

" No. Who's next Mutants?"

" Don't be stupid. Are you going or not?"

" No. I'm not attacking people for no reason."

And that's why I'm sleeping in the Dojo. Oh well better than the couch I guess.

Vampi's mean.

2007-01-12T17:25:00.000-08:00

I went to visit Justice who's been put in a coma by something. When I get there Vampi is yelling at HS, and trying to get Mirai off somewhere to have sex.

I think HS was about to cry or something, so I started trying to talk About how she's just under stress. Then she spits on me. Wha huh? Why?

" That was totally un called for." I say.

" Well I'm sorry you big retard are you going to go and tell your mommy?"

" My mom's dead you know that."

" I'm actually surprised you weren't made in a stupid lab somewhere."

Ok This is just weird what did I do?

" Why don't you leave while the grown up talk ok? " She leers.

" I am grown up!" I protest.

" You don't act like it!"

" Why are you being such a bitch?" I ask . Hey you can't hang around vegeta Like I have and not pick up some bad words.

She snarls and tries to claw my face off. Before thinking I punch at her but stop myself. The problem is the wind from the punch knocks her back into the wall.

" Oops sorry." I mumble sheepishly Mirai comes out of the Hospital room.

" Goku! What the Hell are you doing?"

"Mirai...."

" No I don't want to hear It !"

" But.."

" Just go!"

Oh man!

A X Mas message

2006-12-25T16:54:00.000-08:00

A Merry X- mas Evreyone! I hope evrey one got the presents they wanted! But I have to leave with a Christmas Warning.

Never, ever never ride on a snow mobile with Eggnog buzzed Vegeta. My ribs still hurt after he crahsed it. , and before that he ran over a talking snow man almost hit carolers, and terroized the country side.

I need asprin.

Vlad

2006-12-19T23:50:00.000-08:00

After I separated from the fusion with Vegeta, Chichi was really nice to me.

The other day Vegeta, asked me to take him, and Mirai, to Vampi. Veg married the two of them. Then I went to make sure Vlad kept his word on leaving Vampi alone.

It took me a few days to finally find him. He has fakes, and losers take his place. So I Destroyed a bunch of Vampire clans until I find the real one. It looks like he's found someone to block his ki signature from me.

So I just started blasting Vampire houses until I find him. After I dust all of his Servants we face each other. " So what does the idiot saiyan want with me?"

" I just want to make sure your a man or monster of your word is all " I shoot back.

" What pray tell could you mean?" he acts like I don't know about his promise.

" Are we going to play some kind of goofy game here? Because Ya know I have other things to do besides this. "

" Well it seems information has come to my attention that future boy, may have mind controlled Vampi into loving him, so that means all bets are off."

I shake my head " If your talking about Yamcha he's lost touch with what's real. His heart's in the right lace, but he's too crazy to realize he should find a new girl. And you have the same kinda thing but you don't have being kooky as an excuse. I just feel sorry for you."

He strikes at me yelling" I don't need your pity!"

I land a strike on his chest cracking it. Then I throw a straight kick knocking him back. " ya know You'd get hurt a lot less if you quit your evil ways."

" What Prattle from the moron! There is no " evil" that is just a label the weak put on those who are strong enough to take what they want!"

" Hm. Bad guys always make up excuses like that to say what they are doing isn't wrong. But at the end of the day your not fooling anyone but yourselves."

" Now your a psychiatrist? Your one to talk about evil Ok tell me Mr so called 'hero' how many of us 'badguys ' have you killed?"

Now he's trying to mess with my conscience? " I gave everyone I killed a chance to change they just laughed at my face. Or were to insane or dumb to understand. I did what I did to save lives. Yes it bothers me but when it does I look at the people who are going along with their normal lives, and I think they can because I stopped some nut from blowing up the planet. That makes me feel good."

" So stupid!" Vlad spits. " Look what those same people think of you! They call you alien , and freak they tried to make you their weapon in the Civil War."

" They made a mistake in the War I admit. But people get scared sometimes. The whole War was about them trying to feel safe. Then they realized they were wrong, and they changed it. Rather they know it or not I serve them. I don't care what they call me though I doubt a lot of people really call me anything bad."

" All that power, and you don't rule this world your a fool! I will have this world , And Vampirella as my Bride!"

" No you won't." I answer. " Because I'll be here to stop you. I can live as long as you can , and even if I'm gone My children will be here to fight you."

" Vampirella is Mine ! " he raves . " You don't have any right to tell me anything!She's not even part of your family!"

I turn " She's my friend that's enough ."

I turn around, and was just about to teleport away when he starts to fire some magic energy I wheel around " KAMEHAMEHA!" The blast fries him up pretty good I didn't use enough to blast destroy him for however long he stays dead.

" Remember keep your word, and we just have a normal good guy bad guy thing, mess with Vampi, and it becomes personal." I vanish and reappear back home.

Vegito:proving my worth.

2006-12-09T23:57:00.000-08:00

My own allies , and friends seem to be hounding me. They want to split me in half turning me back into Goku, and Vegeta. I've had enough of this. It's time to start proving myself. Maybe they'll stop trying to murder me.

The worst betrayal has come from Bulma, and Chichi. I still have the Veg and Son's feelings for them. While they want to kill me . Can't they just accept their husbands are gone?

II even said they tow could share me, Bulma seemed interested in the prospect, while Chichi. Shouted at me. I then suggested giving them the earrings, and letting them fuse. Neither one liked that idea.

" There is no way. I'm losing my identity!" shouts Bulma.

" I am not going to fuse with anyone!" Screeches Chichi. " Now give me my sweet Goku back!"

After having enough of this, I left to the X-mansion. I go there to announce my participation in place of Vegeta. That idiot Iceman is extremely rude, an calls me a Pizza delivery man.

After this I go to the Planet Namek I find that though the Dragonballs there had the same problem as did the Earth ones. Unlike those this batch has recovered from the Crisis.

I have three wishes so I start with repairing West City From The Superboy Prime damage Then I wish for the restoring Of all those Prime killed or injured during the Prime's last attack.

For the final wish I have Krillian turned young again. I think 18 will like that.

The namek elder asked " Why did you not wish to be separated?'

" I never want to be that way." I answer. " You nameks have a permanent fusion. Well this is supposed to be one. Except the first time Something inside Buu broke it apart , the second time happened when Gaia fought some angel. That's' not happening again!"

He nods. Well the universe has lost two heroes maybe the fusion will be a greater hero!"

Yes that's how I'll keep myself alive by being better than Goku, and Vegeta in every way! Before long they'll beg me to stay with them, and no one will want the return of Goku and Vegeta. In fact they'll forget all about them!

My youngest is getting married!

2006-11-27T22:16:00.000-08:00

Why Vegeta is Messing with Wonder Woman I don't know he's being weird. Or he's doing the same thing he did With Superman, Mess with him until they fight. Then after they nearly kill each other, He thinks of Kal as a worthy fighter.

Chichi got mad at me about the tattoo that , and I refuse to help her stop Goten and Bra's wedding. Well I've been Sleeping at the Dojo for days now. The water there stinks for some reason.

So While the Plumbers fix that, I can't take a shower, And I stink ! Also I've been having these weird dreams.

My Father Bardock is standing on a burning planet. " Who did this?" I yell.

" Superboy Prime." my father answers. " He's more powerful than anything you've ever fought, and he's coming to Earth. Warn evreyone. "

That's when I wake up. I've heard of Superboy Prime before , and well he's a little scary. He and Earth 2 Superman fought Vegeta, but obviously Prime had been holding back because he showed off Power levels , that neither me him or Kal- El could reach.

All that power and a unhinged mind. Frightening. I go home and tell Chi chi about but she's all "I KNOW WHAT YOUR UP TOO GOKU! AND IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK! YOU JUST WANT TO GET YOUR LITTLE GANG BACK TOGETHER AND PICK A FIGHT!NOW ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME STOP THIS WEDDING OR NOT? "

Ow my ears. " No Chichi as long as Goten's happy I don't care."

" I don't want our son marrying that nut's daughter!" She yells.

" Vegeta's not crazy." I answer. " and Bra's not either. You forget she's Bulma's daughter too."

She sighs " Goku it's a mistake..."

" And not yours to make." I answer. " He's a grown man now, it's time to let go Chichi."

She just looks at me. " Who are you and what have you done with Son Goku?"

" Hehehehhehehe." I'm going to go take a bath before or son's wedding " I answer.

While In there the tattoo melts off. It's fake ! Darn it Mirai!

short post

2006-11-09T22:25:00.000-08:00

Woo hoo! I got the donut!!!!! Take that Sailor Moon!!!!

My new sparring partner.

2006-11-03T04:32:00.000-08:00

Man! I was disappointed in how Goten did against Brolly. I mean One punch! Goten Was ss4 as well. Ok though he was showing off for Bra, and that may have cost him but, for Brolly to knock out an SS4 that's major power.

So I Decided I needed to get some major training in before tomorrow. Though I I already trained some in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber , I was mostly teaching my students.

My first instinct was Vegeta, but well he doesn't like being alone with me. What I need is a sparring partner that at class 100 strength, who'll go with me in the Time Chamber so I can get better. I teleported to Joe Fixit's to see if I he would train with me.

When I start yelling for him this suit of armor gets up and starts lumbering toward me.

I get into fighting stance. And the metal person knuckle bumps me , and gives me a Fonzy like thumbs up. So I glare at it trying to figure out where I've seen it before. The n it hits me It's the Destroyer!

I wonder why it's acting like I'm one of it's friends. Oh well! I'm always lookin, for a new pal!

" Hey Destroyer?" I ask it. " You wanna come up to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and Spar?"

It nods" Yes"

Cool! I bet after a year in a day of training with this robot I'll make mincemeat outta Brolly!

Ok Now I'm Mad!

2006-10-27T23:54:00.000-07:00

After Bulma , had her kids vegeta kicked me in um the "goodie bag." I passed out after that. Jerk wears steel toed boots. Well ok probably not steel but some kind of alien metal.

Yeah well I wake up and these Doctors are talking about how needles keep breakin' on my skin, so they break out a secondary adamantium needle AHHHHHHHH! I hate Needles! I run around the place while all the doctors chase me it was a nightmare.

Until I remembered I could teleport hehehehe! Well my Students the Monster Squad had to go back to the orphanage they came from So I trained them in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. ( It's a good thing I can use that thing for more than messing up poor Bulma.)

Well although it took a day in this we trained a whole year in that dimension so now they can defend themselves against pretty much anything they hunt. I'm sorry to see them go, but I'm glad there skills have improved so much, and that I was a part of that.

Oh well Now that that's done. I'm getting even with vegeta for the needle thing we're gonna fight!

Woah Evil twins!

2006-10-20T02:07:00.000-07:00

I was fighting these blue guys from Atlantis. These guys Were pretty weak, and not used to the land, Then Vegeta, and Namor went into the water to the whole way. Then I dunno. I felt this weird Ki . I dunno But I thought I could investigate. It I could see my kids , and friends had this in pretty good hands.

I teleported there and Bulma had Cabain in her hands and a syringe in another. And I was holding another Bulma. Wait Me? Oh great evil twins. I had to figure out how to stop them without letting that evil needle near me.

The evil Vegeta looks over at me. " Well you are certainly not the one I expected to come to her rescue Kakarot."

" Put her down!" I respond.

" Not until we rid her of the child!" Shouts evil Bulma.

" Your not gonna hurt My godchild!!" Well Bulma Had made me the god fther of the Bra ,a and Trunks , So I just assumed this one would be too. I'm the godfather You won't go against the family ! Hehhehehehee! Um sorry.

Yeah The evil me dropped her hard. And started mumbling " I hate you good me ! ... I will Kill you!"

Eeew! I talk like Brolly in their reality.

Well I knew I couldn't fight these guys especially with Bulma and Baby Cabain in the way. Ok Well " Solar Flare!" Yeah I blinded them I next use my superspeed, and grab The real Bulma , and Cabain.

I 'port them to my Dojo.

" Did they hurt you or the kid ?" I ask her.

" No But those nuts wanted to Kill both! You have to stop them!"

Ok she's getting a little hysterical. I Go call Chichi to tell her Bulma's here .

Meanwhile. Bulma looks at the Hyperbolc Time chamber that Goku had built into his school. " Hmm You know cabain time moves differently in there. I could leave you in there, and you could get your true age back. Hmmm maybe not a good idea. You'd need someone to take care of you in there."

Bulma looks inside, and falls in , a playful Cain closes the door on her.

Well I took me a while to get Chi chi, and well I hear A knock on the hyperbolic Time chamber door. I open And I'm shocked by what I find.

Unexpected visitor

2006-10-14T17:01:00.000-07:00

Hey ! Everyone ! Ok first off thing right off. When I was telling the story of how me and Gohan beat the controller I didn't check the spelling after the spell check got through with it. So an interesting typo was left up.

I When I punched Gohan into the Controller I broke the mind control Disk off. Not Gohan's Dick. The spell check wants me to neuter my son. Well I don't . Goten has been laughing about that the whole time since my last post. So much so. Him and Gohan got into a fight.

Well they've been fighting a lot since the whole civil war thing. I wish they can get over that. Well in other stuff happening Now. Well P- Dawg is getting good. I think he may be too good for me to teach anymore.

There's only so far we can go you know. I've taught the kid everything I know that Piccolo hasn't taught him. Now if he wants to grow as a martial artist he's going to have to travel , around the world or galaxy, or whatever.

I did it That when I was young, and I still travel, when I think I can use some polishing up of my skills. I guess I'll have to get Piccolo to help tell him that. I taught my other students how to use the kamehameha wave.

It's a good thing I moved my Dojo away from West City. Because I had to put out 5 forest fires today. If that had been near the City..... Well I don't want to think about it.

Wait someone is knocking at the door.

" Son Goku I have come for the Children called the Monster Squad!"

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Controlled by the Controller

2006-10-03T21:01:00.000-07:00

Gohan was fighting me as hard s he would one of our enemies. And I kept seeing this guy, there that was laughing about it the whole time. I kick Gohan in the gut , and see that some kind of thing A disc of some kind was on the back of his neck.

Before I could get the thing off, That weird guy hits me with a Kamehameha? Oh now I get it I think. This guy is controlling Gohan somehow, and feeding off his energy.

" Who are you?! " I demand.

" Call me The Controller, you alien!

" Well I'm about to call you mud !" I respond . But Gohan stops me before I get to him. I get knocked through a building with a straight kick. Ok If that's how controller is going to play it, I use a technique that Tien used against me Back in our second Boudokai battle.

The Split form technique. Basically I split my power in a energy made duplicate of my self. I just made one, because if I made a whole bunch , well I, and they would be much weaker.

Luckily the one dupe , was about the same strength As the Controller when it went up is ss4 form , Gohan was a lot stronger than me , but since Controller as focused on the other me attacking him, he didn't have the time to really direct My son .

I dodged an elbow, and hit him with a ki blast. The Dupe of me kicked the villain , into Gohan . Gohan was alright , and the disk on him was destroyed, But Controller's suit was hurt.

He was Yelling" I can't walk! I can't Walk!"

I teleported him to the Vault, hopefully they'll be able to fix that suit that helps him walk . For some reason Gohan wanted top go to Vegeta's where he talked to Bra. Me I went to burger King to refuel.

Well Yeah I was gone for a little while, but those kids' meal toys are so fun! Any way , when I came back to pick up Gohan, ( though I had no idea if he was still there, I mean he could have just flew home.

Well When I get there, someone says the LAPD Has Cain, and we al 'ported there, That's were we found out that by having Cain Means he joined them Woah!

Man ! We gotta stop these villains

2006-10-01T22:57:00.000-07:00

Holg sent me a message that said Noel died. . I hate that she was one of the good ones. I wish I could have done something, but I can't be everywhere at once. I had to help free vegeta, though he won't admit it We're friends.

After that I had to help stop Lilith and all of these vampires. Now there's a super villain riot in West City. So I gotta help stop it. Although it does seem that people are a little ungrateful look what I saw the other day.

Is it so wrong that I don't wanna work for SHIELD but I want to teach, and help out those that need help? Oh well while Veg went out looking for Cabain. Me and Gohan fought this these real strong guys called the Wrecking Crew.

We were hurting buildings around the area. I finally told Gohan we should blast these guys with a kamehameha. After a couple of times, they were knocked out then for some reason , Gohan turned on me, and attacked.

Wait a second. Who's this guy?

A few days off.

2006-09-21T11:33:00.000-07:00

I went to Vampi's 200th post party., With Chichi, Gohan, Pan And Videl. Goten and Mirai were there. There was a tense moment where they stared at each other, luckily they didn't fight.

I dunno this is all so wrong. We should all be teaming up to fight the bad guys, not each other. Oh well at least the party was fun. Though I seen more of Superboy then I ever wanted to, when he did a strip tease. With Vampi. Yeah they were both Drunk. I'm so glad Superman stopped it before it went too far.

I had spoke to Noel, after that weirdness. She told me I shouldn't blame myself for what happened to Zebb. I know I shouldn't But I can't help it sometimes. I'm glad she's feeling better though.

Me and Chichi had decided to stay at Sky City for a few days, While Gohan had said something about unfinished business on Earth, I'm afraid he's going to get himself back into the war at home . I hope not.

anyway a day or so go I felt, something. A fight between to powerful ki's on a nearby planet, Naboo or something. I was going to get it on it, when Chichi screamed at me not too.

" Haven't you had enough fights lately? This is our vacation, and we should spend it together, Not with you going out to save every kitten in every tree." Then her voice softened. " Whatever it is it'll sort it's self out. The Universe won't blow up if you take a little time off."

I guess she's right Besides I do need to spend time with her.

Prisoner of war Finale

2006-09-11T02:29:00.000-07:00

Me, Trunks, Spidey, and Angus watched as they put people into the Negative Zone.

We jumped on the carrier things once in the Zone I felt Gohan's Ki immediately .I started going towards It . I telepotred in , was swamped by a bunch of losers . In green armor.

Trunks states "Man these guardsman suck," He kicks them around. " Stark definatly kept the cool stuff for himself." Trunks was right their blasts barely hurt. They are fighting was ok but the armor was too heavy to bother me .

we all knocked them out pretty easily. I after wading through a bunch of losers. We finally get to where Gohan is I see the Black Widow there with Gohan and a Asian Woman. I think I recognize her, Oh yeah Shi.

" What are you People doing here?" she asks.

" I think you know." says Trunks. Now let him out or we'll free him ourselves."

" Your only going to make this worse on yourselves." she let's out though grinding teeth."

" No we're going back to Japan, you can't touch us there.' I shout " Now let's do this without anyone getting hurt ok."

All the sudden these people are teleported in . It was SuperGirl

A guy that looks like Spider-man kind of

And of course Wonder loser ready for a another beating , does the pro reg side have any one else? Williams glares at Trunks . " I'm going to tear you apart!"

Trunks laughs "Dude! Is there anyone in my family that hasn't beat you up yet? Maybe after I take you down you can fight , and lose to my mom." Wondy charged angrily and ended up with Trunks' fist in his face. Black Widow went after Angus who I hear has strange powers.

Meanwhile I'm going to have to fight the girl of steel. Unlike her cousin she's not very good at using her powers. Mean she just flies, and swings, Well that's what I thought any way until she caught, me with a spin kick.

" So someone taught you how to fight a little bit huh?" I say.

" Yeah I was trained by amazons. For a few months." She says pridefully.

" That's good." I answer . " But a few months training, won't help you against a guy who's learned from the Universe's best . But at least this fight won't be as boring as I thought it would be." I say as I hit her with a side kick in the ribs.

Mean while Spidey, was fighting um, Spidey. The fake Spidey's shoulders came out with these leg thingies. Spidey yelled " Woah! Are you another clone or something because you know I've had enough of those."

They almost had the same They were fighting almost equally. Until The real Wall crawler webbed the fake one's face. Then he spun more webbing around the fake and slammed it into wonder man . Who guess what? Koed Wondy at the same time .

When Red and gold Spidey fell apart . " What the? I, I didn't mean too...."

" I wouldn't worry about It Spider-man . " Declared Trunks . " That thing was nothing more than a Life Model Decoy."

" A wha?" I ask .

" A sophisticated robot Goku. So that's why we have rumors of Spidey fighting along side Iron man... Man you SHIELD guys are pieces of work, aren't you?"

Angus had the Black Widow on the ropes when she started firing these stinger things I caught some them. Super girl Heatvisoned me. And I knocked the wind out of her with a Kamehameha.

Then a phone or something , rang in widow's ear , she seemed pretty mad then she yelled , " It seems your Prince has friends in low places, Black Adam has threatened war, if we do not release Gohan, so take your damned son!"

" We were going to any way, what's miss Ishikawa doing here?" I ask/

" She is your little friend Shi." spits Widow .

" No she's not." Trunks stated. " In fact I've seen the two together, You have the wrong woman missy."

trunks winks at Shi and I teleport evereyone back. Later In Japan Gohan says " This feels unfair you know ?"

" That wwhole war was unfair son but hey now you don't have to worry about no more. " I tell him.

" That's not what I mean dad, what I mean is It's unfair that miss ishikawa has to stay locked up . I'm thinking I should be out there helping Captian America instead of hiding in another country."

Civil War: prisoner of war pt 1

2006-09-08T22:11:00.000-07:00

As The News said, My son Gohan is has been arrested because of this Registration Act. Now I'm a law abiding citizen and all, but this law, stops people from doing the right thing.

Vegeta Decided to make the situation worse, by challenging the country. I dunno. I was thinking of just going back to Japan.

I can teleport here if I'm needed but I'll tell you the truth my old home out in the mountains sounds good right about now. I like West City and all. But I'm not letting guys who change their opinions to get votes tell me what to do. And I'm not letting them keep Gohan.

I don't care who's getting in my way or what I have to do I'm freeing Gohan. If I have to fight Thor, Warbird, Wonder Man , or any one else I'll beat them! On to other things. Boy is Chichi mad at Goten.

She actually slapped him during breakfast." How could you do that to your Brother? "

" Hey!" he said rubbing his chin. " He's being dumb! A few days In prison will convince him to register."

Chichi screamed more , but I didn't know if there was even words in it anymore. I Got ready to go fight. And Chichi came out like this , not again!

" I'm helping you get Gohan out!"

" No your not! I know you was a warrior at one time, but You haven't fought in years, and these guys have super powers."

" After arguing for a little bit , she finally said, Well your not Going alone!"

" I guess I'll get Trunks to help me . Since Goten is on the Pro reg side ! Man I wish I wasn't dead for the first few years of his life, then he wouldn't be making these kinds of mistakes."

She rubs my face " You can't blame yourself for what Goten does. He's a grown man and he's making his own mistakes. I just wish he didn't involve Gohan in his latest one."

" Chichi vegeta called he said that Vampi may be going to Sky City. You think that Maybe Pan can take you there and see if we can Get her to come back? Offer her a room in our place at Japan? "

" I don't know she answers., Maybe as long as Master Roshi doesn't show up."

I laugh "Yeah let's not tell him . Oh yeah could you tell me about Noel, and how she's doing?"

" Sure Goku. I 'll call Pan."

I 'port Over to Capsule Corp , and ask Trunks if he wants to help me , he says yes immediately . So Now to free Gohan!

On to the final battle

2006-08-31T08:28:00.000-07:00

The battle with the imp was very short. It tried to turn into this big thing and scare me I blasted it and recovered the spear. At this moment this strange fog formed all around.

Gaia comes out of the mist With all these soldiers. Then the weirdest thing happened. This dove flies buy and the voice says " The time is now." I take the Spear and almost like a robot, I stab Maggie's body in the side.

This white light formed around her. I could sense someone's Someone completely pure. At this moment vegeta appears behind me . " What the Hell?"

" it looks like Gaia,s being judged by a higher power. Now."

" Whatever Kakarot." he answers. " I stopped by and got these for the final Battle." He holds out two Potara earrings. " Where is Trunks? "

" In the middle of that." I point into the middle the battle with where Trunks is getting covered in demon warriors .

" Damn it ! Fine here take one . We're going to add our power to this battle one way or another!"

I take the earring , and put it on. Next thing I Know..... I am Vegetto! And I'm back and ready to kick armored demon ass!"

I haven't lost my nerve.

2006-08-30T01:43:00.000-07:00

I couldn't kill Gaia. Something told me I couldn't. I;ve been hearing voices and, sensing odd ki's . They told me that when I see a dove I must piece Maggie's side. With a spear. I know what she did with the Henchman was wrong, but she didn't deserve to die like that.

But when I had a chance to stop the killing the voice told me " no." it I've never heared such cursing in my life from The Hench man. I guess I deserve it, I could be losing my mind. Or something .

Wait the voice has come back again.

Son Goku recover the Spear of Destiny before it's too late.

I start looking everywhere for the spear. I run around a, and can't find it any where until I see this weird thing .

" Hey you! " I yell at it . " Hand over that spear!"

" It snarls at me. " The saiyan that lost his nerve? I do not take demands from you."

" Alright freako!" I challenge. " Your about to see how that I haven't lost my nerve! In fact your about to see my fist meet your face!"

Meme!

2006-08-25T03:44:00.000-07:00

Ok Yeah Chichi was sore. About my long absence. Until she noticed I wasn't arguing with her. " Goku ? What's wrong? "

" I failed ." I answer . Because of me that Zebb guy is dead, and Noel is in the medic bay . I have no idea if she's going to make it or not! And now I have to lead these heroes , and I no longer have confidence in myself! I hope Maggie gets back soon ! I just can't do this right now!"

My wife looks surprised.

" Goku you can't blame yourself for this mess. The Noel and Zebb thing from what You've told me of it was this Klooddo's fault ."

I just look at her. " It's not just that Maggie wants me to stop Vegeta if he tries to kill Gaia. You should have seen what's she's done to London! If I waste my time fighting Vegeta she could kill more people whether if she's innocent or not I can't let that happen."

" So what do you want do? " Chi chi asks.

I should ask Maggie if she has a clue on how to beat Gaia without killing her if she does I'll stand against Veg ."

I teleport to her ki and find her making love to Henchman ! Now Henchman I don't fault for this , I mean he has no one , and he's a bad guy. But Maggie just betrayed Professor X!

I had faith she had some clue in what she was doing. I But she doesn't even know how to operate her own Life for some reason I had teleported To vegeta's place to tell him this .

The oddest thing happened Vegeta seemed to laugh at about it. Like all the hate built up for her over the last few day went away. It was Bulma who told me why Henchman and Maggie is somewhat like their relationship.

It still bug me though. Bulma's an ordinary person. Maggie is supposed to be a hero,and try to inspire people to be better . Not just give in to any urges just because you " feel bad."

All this was running through my head while my granddaughter was staring at some boy in a machine. Then I remembered the people who were killed in London> And worse those who turned into zombies.

I can't let this keep on. What's worse is I know what Gaia intends to do, wipe out everyone. The whole planet can't be sacrificed to try and save one innocent, corrupted , traumatized or not. How is she any different from Brolly, Frieza, anyone else?

All villains have their excuses for why they do what they do. Only a few I've met own up to the fact that do the things they did, because they wanted too.
And Vegeta's one of them.

That helped me make the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my life. " Vegeta, I know how powerful Gaia is, and I know how powerful you are at SS5. Plus You said the Henchman will help you?'

" Yes Kakarot. There would be no profit for him in it Besides if what you tell me is true he has something to fight for."

" OK I won't try to stop you. Do what you have to make this slaughter end."

he seemed surprised. But then said. " At that level, I would probaly beat her, an d the extra pwer Henchman brings along will help. The good thing is either way my ki will burn out , before I become the threat Gaia is."

" Good and if you fail I may have to finish the job." The words were bitter tasting coming out of my mouth.

And now Because Pantha Thinks it's funny, a meme.

1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the text of it and the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions. 5. DonÂt you dare dig for that ÂcoolÂ or ÂintellectualÂ book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest. 6. Tag three people."

The closest book is a Magna about my childhood. Dragonball volumeWhat WHat Power Him? My Crone of a sister wouldn't have so much confidence in him if he wasn't a master. Your kidding he doesn't look much like a master.

I don't tag people so that's it then .

The rescue

2006-08-16T23:38:00.000-07:00

It got a little old, fighting a bunch of armored losers with guns . Every time I'm ask them to give up Noel, so they won't be hurt . They just shoot at me. So I have to knock them out.

Well at some point . Some guy comes out And Yells " He's one man ! Why haven't you incompetent dolts killed him yet?"

They pile on me. It was getting hard to breathe. So I unleash A ki field . They all fly away in different directions. They're leader 's eyes. Get all wide And he says " Your some kind of monster!"

" From what I've been hearing you guys are the monsters! Now do you want to get beat up or will you tell me where your prisoners are? "

He runs from me. Man! This is just getting silly! Oh well I walk a little ways following people's life signatures , hoping to just bump into Noel And Zebb. Then these cool androids pop up.

I'm about to get ready to fight them when the ship shakes. I guess someone's attacking it but I lose my footing. The Droids blast me. I jump up and down going "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Ok Now I'm ticked! I Head butt one It breaks but it hurts my head. I catch another one with a round house kick that slams it in to another one . They both blow up. The last one is fast

It leaps off of walls .And it has this knife arm that cuts me . Ok I keep watching and realize it's jumping around in a pattern . I dodge it, It's next time around Then fire a kamehameha.

I hit some blue glowing thing. I guess that was importent to the ship , because it started to tilt. Well I used this. I crushed a robot and Skated on it until, Then All of the sudden The ship rights itself knocking me into a wall. I my head hurts

After seeing stars for a few minutes. I get up I saw that I went though the wall. More guards swarmed me. After hitting a few of them I Watch them run itno this room. I fllow them and see as they jump into Space pods. I let them get away.

I'm getting frustrated. I run around the ship. It feels like I;ve been running around in circles for hours . The finally I see these people fighting with these guards.

I Punch one into a bulkhead. Some of the others must have already fought me because they run away. I look at the cat cyborg lady. " Hey I'm Son Goku, but call me Goku. Who are you? "

" I'm Noel." Finally!
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" I tell her " I'm here to rescue you. And Um is Zebb here?"

" I'm Zebb." Challenges this tough looking dude. " How are we supposed to know this isn't a trap? "

" This teenage boy who was standing by this Teen girl interrupts . " He doesn't work here. In fact I don't think I've ever seen anything like him before in my life."

" Heh!" I answer. " I'm from another Galaxy. And look out !"

" More of those guards and droids show up. In the confusion . I;m not sure what happened but I knocked out all the bad guys and destroyed the robots, I turn and see Zebb somehow got shot. He was already pretty hurt.

Noel was cradling him I put my hand on her shoulder. " What are you...? " She asks.

I stop her " Get your friends to hold on to my shoulders. I need you guys to be close so I can teleport you outta here."

" That's Crazy !" Said the other human looking girl.

"Look I can do it just hold on to your boyfriend, And you sir put your hand on my shoulder. Miss Noel hold on to him." I glance at Zebb. We disappear and reapperar in Sky City.

And now Action! Woo Hoo!

2006-08-15T10:44:00.000-07:00

So here I am sitting and eating when the Holg Droid comes up to me. I don't know what to call it I mean vampi keeps saying it's a " she" While it says it's a "he" So I've just been calling him " Holg."

Well any way it comes up to me while I'm eating and says. " Mr Goku may I speak with you?"

" What's with the Mister stuff? Just call me Goku."

" Ok Well Noel's been found she's on a ship orbiting Endor."

" You mean the planet with the Teddy bear thingies?" I ask.

" Ewoks. Not teddy bear.... Never mind . Yes that one."

" Cool! You sent me there before with vampi remember? I'll go right now ! Woo Hoo! I'm about to see some fighting! Yeah baby!"

everyone in the place looks at me.

" Heehheehehehe! Well um later!" I teleport to Endor avoiding the Ewoks. After I talked to some of'em they didn't seem so bad, but still, I dunno they're weird. Any way I 'port into the ship after sensing they're ki.

All these soldier types look at me. " How did he get in here? " Asks one .

" Alright guys.I'm going to say this once. Where's Noel and Zebb?' tell me and no one gets hurt!"

They laugh at me " He's some kind of comedian, Kill him!"

They shoot me and I knock the energy beams away. I love how hen you put up a ki shield it doesn't hurt your hands. I then kick one of them His helmet breaks. I Punch another. Back hand another through a wall. And the last one I knee in the face . Look like I'll have to fight my way through to Find Noel and Zebb. Cool!

Hey

2006-08-09T02:17:00.000-07:00

All righty I'm not sure But we may have a lead on this Kloddo Mortaniss guy. Maybe. Well any way I hope it's true and just idle chatter from the clones . For one thing I Know Chi chi must be fuming by now . Another is Darth vader has been weird. Well weirder than usual .

I think he has a crush on someone. Not sure who but he keeps talking about Bright red hair . Oh well You see he decided for his crush that he was going to try out a new look I think he may have went to the wrong planet for that.

If he wanted less scary well he got it, the problem is he Went to far over to um uncool. It's just that well it doesn't really say " Sith." it more like says. Well I'm not really sure what it says but well here it is.

I hope she's worth it Darth , and that you keep not knowing that my cell phone has a camera in it .

Later!

Shopping trip with Vader and the gang.

2006-08-01T00:39:00.000-07:00

Ok the food here in sky city is good, but I really wanted some doritos. The cooks here have never heard of them before. So I went back to Earth, the military here was bored and A couple of them came with me .

I could tell this wasn't going to go well. Look what the Storm troopers went to buy first!

Yeah I'm beginning to think working for the Empire is hard, and it gives Troopers a drinking problem . Look at this one .

He kept calling it his precious. I truly think Darth Vader was the most disruptive. Look at this!

It was funny the first time , but after the 5th time it got old. I also feel really sorry for that clone there. Then there was " the incident"

Poor guy was never seen again. I was glad to leave there. On the bad side these guys totally embarrassed me . On the good side I have a capsule full of Doritos in every flavor !!! So I won't have to go back for a while .

Alright I'm here!

2006-07-30T04:13:00.000-07:00

After weeks of getting lost I found my way Back to Sky City! yes And they found out who kidnappped Noel Some guy Kloddo Mortanis. The only problem is they lost him while chasing him.

So Now I'm sitting around here board. First I gave a droid a make over. He didn't seem to like it

Man I think it cussed me out in beeps and whistles. After That I decided to go down on the a nearby planet what I saw was shocking.

Darth Vader on A Rascal! Oh man I'm keeping this in my pic collection! Hahahahahha!

Lost in space

2006-07-23T23:41:00.000-07:00

OK I was trying to find the other Galaxy , and I don't where I am. Well Since I'm stuck in who knows where I started looking around on the net and saw this guy that was pretty close to being as disturbing as Man Faye.

I don't know why I want to show you this but here ya go behold Sailor man!

Ewww that's nasty isn't it? He looks nothing like Sailor Moon does he ? I should know I met her once.

I don't know why, but she put a restraining order, out on me. Oh well that's all Now I have to figure out where I am , and how to get the other Galaxy.

Taking the Dragonballs back.

2006-07-22T00:48:00.001-07:00

Well the Dragonballs are acting well weird. So I took them back to Dende. H e said they 've been activating on and off sevral times over the last year. Since The Spectre messed up Magic.

" it's agood thing you brought them to me Goku. I wouldnt have let you use them if it hasn't been for all the good yu've done over the years. "

" It's not like you could have stopped vegeta from using them, or me Dende I was going to bring my son back no matter what."

" But Goku if they were used too much we could you could end up fighting Shadow Dragons again!"

I jusI laugh at that " I wouldn't mind going a few rounds with Omega Shenron again."

I fly off And find my self a nice little mountain. And look for Mirai's Ki. After about five hours I gave up . He's not anywhere I can find him . Or he's hiding. I don't see why'd he do that though.

Well I gave up I'm now going back to the far far away Galaxy to help find Noel. I just hope When I come back Brolly isn't waitng for me again .

Me vs. Brolly

2006-07-14T16:45:00.000-07:00

I looked at the scene of carnage Brolly left. He killed Goten, Bra, And according to Bulma Mirai, and Vampi. " Brolly why? You always hated me. Why did you hurt them?"

" Hhahahahhahahahahahahaha! You don't get it kk........Goku. I am a true saiyan! I kill for the fun of it."

" You think this is fun?" I point at my son's body. " Your less than an animal! You need to be put down! Everything else I've fought wanted power but your more evil than all of them put together."

" Quiet 'Goku 'and die!" He charges at me I power up to the 4 th level and land a left jag to set up a right cross. He just laughs. " That's it? ......That's as strong as you've gotten after all this time? This will be easy."

He slams me into the ground. Then picks me up and locks a bear hug. I call up a Solar Flare Which blinds the jerk. While he's recovering I fire a Kamehameha blast. He just walks out of it slightly burned.

"You gotta be kidding me!" I say to my self. I knee him in the face and he just grunts he hits me in the ribs. I feel them crack gut I catch his arms and hit several pressure points. His tree trunk of an arm is paralyzed.

Ok I have the advantage now , and I take all of raining punches and kicks. He bleeds and bruised. He grabs my throat with the other arm and throws me away from the scene I then get hit by several blasts of ki.

He stomps on my while face mocking me " I.... Am the Hope of the Universe .......I am the one that the weak cry out for ..... You are nothing! You make all these pretty little speeches. Action talks not words."

Wait a minute. I've never said that to Brolly, I've only said that to " Frieza! He's the one who's been helping you! But why would you help him he killed our race!"

" If.......He didn't I would have..... I don't care about Frieza .....But he fears you. He wants you dead...And Vegeta.... And your kids....... So do I.....So right now .... We are on the same page.......But after I kill you .....He's next! "

Wait a second I thought the henchman worked for frieze! But you tried to kill him as well."

" He......Got in the way.......Besides Frieza wanted to kill him himself for the flirtation of.......With the blue Jedi......Frieza thinks women are to reproduce .....and to die after..There purpose is done.....Me I .... Don't care any way....I just want to fight... And kill.....Henchman is a disappoint ....ment to Frieza..."

Good I got him to talk long enough to power up A Super Kaioken. I slam him with a spin kick. He falls to his knees I finally hurt him! Well I've been hurting him but this was the first time he actually seemed to register it. He head butted me we put several shots on each other. Then my kaioken ran out.

My super saiyan 4 form also burned up. I was easy pickings for this weirdo who stalked towards me. Then a blast knocked him into the ground then another and another. Until Brolly was covered in debris.

" Well the Great Kakarot is beaten by this freak as well I see."

" Thanks Vegeta! You don't look so good."

" I wasn't trying to save you Clown! I was getting some measure of revenge for what he did to my sons and daughter."

" Whatever Veg. So you look as bad as I feel."

" Yes I am so glad you decided to comment on it. Damn it! We can't stop him . He's gotten so much stronger. He's a machine And he's pure evil! Wait he's pure evil. Yes Magdelena passed out when she was near him that's the answer!"

" What are you talking about Vegeta?"

" Kakarot King Kai told me I could not I could not create a Spirit Bomb because of the evil that was left over in my heart. You need to be pure because It destroys evil."

" Ok still not.... wait a minute a Spirt Bomb would completely destroy him! But he won't just stand there and let me gather up the power."

" That is ok Kakarot. I think I can gather up enough ki to go SS5 for a few minutes. Just as long as the people of Earth don't act as stupid as they did during the Buu fight that should be enough time."

" Veg I need to gather it from the whole Universe to kill him like I did with Omega Shenron!"

Brolly bursts out of the debris.

" Enough of the History lesson Kakarot ! Go gather the energy! "

"But Vegeta! If you go SS5 you'll go insane!"

" Maybe I need to be crazy as Brolly is to contend with him . I suggest you get busy Clown because I'm doing this rather you like it or not! I'll only be insane for a few minutes now make the Damn Spirt Bomb! Damn it ! I wish I could heal like Logan does. Bah! I'll have enough left I have too! For Bra! For Mirai!" Rarrrrrgh!"

I float up and talk to contact King Kai telepathically " Hey can you contact everyone in the universe again?"

" Yup your on kid Go for it!" he replies.

I yell at the top of my lungs. " everyone please give me some of your energy!" I put my hands up in the air While Vegeta and Brolly clash below me.

cool party

2006-07-09T22:25:00.000-07:00

Wow I got to go to to a prty with the X-men and Vegeta today. Man I had a fun! Look at this picture here.

I saw that guy from Hacknor that Veg is always messing with I asked him if he liked the MP# I gave him sometime back. He said it saved his life while Vegeta and Bulma were there.

Speaking of the Prince of all grouches, He was mad That Bulma told him no to beat up Wolverine. I know Logan is annoying But why would he want to beat him up? they act just alike . Maybe that's it? huh.

Bra said Logan's daughter would be one of her maids of honor, I don't think that's going to work out so well. I mean She picked out like ugly green dresses for her brides maids , then again her Laura's dad does wear yellow spandex Oh well I'm going to eat more later!

Hey Cool!

2006-07-04T03:31:00.000-07:00

I took a blogthings superhero test and check out who I tested as the most like.

You Are Superman

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever!

What Superhero Are You?

That is so sweet!

My evil test

2006-06-28T19:23:00.000-07:00

Vegeta put up an evil test on his blog. Well here's the result of mine.

You Are 0% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

How Evil Are You?

That's Cool! i'm not evil! Now we have to make Veg a little less evil.

Mirai Calm down!!!!!

2006-06-27T23:49:00.000-07:00

I finally got the info from the Hutts I left it at Sky City, and left a message saying they should call me when they need me.

OH man! I have missed home and Chi chi , and her cooking so much. I can't wait to see how everyone's doing. I wonder if Veg is still on that show? Well I teleport home but all the sudden I feel three large kis.

I go to investigate the one at Capsule Corp. Mirai was trying to get into a ship,while Bulma was trying to stop him." Goku help me!" she gets out of the way I pull out of the ship " Hey Mirai! What's up?"

"That.. That Simon is basically calling mother a whore! I'm going to shut his mouth!"

" your all mad about that loser? " I say. " C'mon Mirai he's not worth it."

He screams " You won't stop me!" he swings wild. His anger dulling his fighting skills. I throw a punch back but stop in mid swing when Bulma yells " Don't you hurt him Goku!"

Of course that doesn't stop Mirai from hitting me in the gut. " Bulma he's hurting me !"

" Stay out of my way Goku! I don't want to fight you!" He turned around I grabbed him in a sleeper hold. Finally he went out which is a good thing a punch that would hurt me would break Simon.

I just Hope when Mirai wakes up he 'll be a little more reasonable.

Hutts and Tagging

2006-06-14T00:36:00.000-07:00

While Vampi went to Endor, (better her then me I hate ewoks.) Holg sent me to The hutts place on Tatooine. I was shocked to find a trailer park? Huh. Then they come out.

" AAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Redneck hutts!!!!!!!!!" I scream.

" AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Monkey man with big hair!!!!!!!" They yell back.

After getting over or intitial surprise of one another, they told me they were beating up this guy who was involved in the kidnapping.

" Why don't you try the tickle tourture? " I ask.

" Yeah , you stay out here while we do the interrogatin' ok?"

So while waiting, I decided to do this Meme Vegeta tagged me with. I wish he would stop doing that.

1. Other than yourself, pick the contestant that remains in Last Gladiator Standing you think will win? I'm not on LGS. They said two saiyans was too much I guess Maggie.

2. What's your favorite color of Pink?I thought pink was the color pink? hmmmmmmm.

3. What's your favorite episode of Golden Girls? That show gave me nightmares.

4. If you were Anna Nicole Smith, what would you do with your child?Train it. oh no wait that's what I would do. She'd probably give it beer or something.

5. How many figures am I holding up? Huh?

6. Decipher this code: *66hsther;o adthaodf stop. I don't have my decoder ring sorry.

7. What's wrong with this Meme? It shows up where it isn't wanted.

8. Create your own question and answer it Huh? oh.

9. What's your wrestler name? The Monkey King

10. Do you have a man crush on Luke Cage? uh no.

12. Are you the weakest link? (pouts) No I'm not!
13. Are you prepared for the Dalek invasion over here? Daleks! Stop your evil ways!

14. Switch lives with one blogger for a year? I like my life.

15. Who has the best sidekick in LGS? Maggie's looks tasty!

16. If you watched the season finale of Doctor Who, what did you think?: It was ok.

17. Do you know who Lookwell! Is? No.

18. Tag 3 people you wouldn't share socks with. No.

I can't take Buu anywhere.

2006-06-06T02:45:00.000-07:00

I heard about Noel the Sky City's owner vanishing, Well I went to investigate. I made the mistake of taking Majin Buu with me. You see Sky City is in a Galaxy Far far away.

The Problem is though I have been in this galaxy and Ski city..... I haven't met Noel so um I don't know her Ki, Now I guess I have to just do blind ports I hate that.

My first 'port I see this,

It was pretty scary But I don't say anything, But Buu just has to " You ugly Me no like!"

Her boyfriend doesn't seem to happy about it .

Now the rest of the fight will be shown In " Son Goku's Action Figure Theatre! In Plastic Vision!!!!!!!

First they square off and Buu shrinks the wookie. ( No I'm not saying this because that's the only sized wookie toy I have.)

The Wookie zaps Buu who just reforms.

Buu's happy and dancing around like an idiot.

This annoys the hairy guy who shoots him again.

And this is the result.

I'm pretty mad about this

That and the fact Goten painted my living room all white since I took the last picture.

Anyway a whole bunch of Bigfoot like aliens chased us. I teleported us back to Earth. I'm going to try another blind 'port later today. I'm not going to take Buu with me either.

Check out my battle cry!

2006-06-02T03:25:00.000-07:00

Well first off , I taught my Monster Squad pupils how to use Ki. I'm beginning to regret that. They keep blasting evreything, trees , the pool, Master Roshi, The neighbor's dog, evreything.

I'm a little afraid to teach them the Kamehameha wave. If they do this with a little bit of ki, what would they do with all of it concentrated in one spot? Then when they're flying oh man they'll drive me crazy! Oh well.

I saw this on other sites, Like Magdelena and Wolverine. So now I'll let you see my battle cry!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, skulking along the desert! It is Goku, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He cries homicidally:

"I'm going to pound you so forcibly, your momma won't recognize you!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

Pretty cool huh?

Cool! Dr Wacky's back!

2006-05-31T20:22:00.000-07:00

When I was a kid, Dr. Briefs used to do this skit called DR Wacky. Ya know when I heard of the Barney Robots I should have known it was him. Man he's going to share the hilarity with Vegeta now!

Good Veg need's to lighten up he's always so serious. Unless he's pulling a mean prank. Anyother time , though it's " I am the Prince of all Saiyans!" blah! Blah! Blah!I Think maybe he'll get a few good laughs.

Yeah he needs it.

The kid's not my son!

2006-05-29T21:09:00.000-07:00

Ok I copied my links from Vegeta's blog, and a while back my link to Trunkses blog said " my son." I believe that may have accidentally added fuel to a rumor that's been awhile for a while. It's even been put up at this website here

http://members.chello.nl/~janrr/index.htm

Ok let me tell the truth here. Trunks is Vegeta's son not mine, Ok First off me and Bulma have never, um you know. I don't care what this pic looks like.

Ok let me explain that, one it was a nudist thing , two it was just a hug three, That's before came to Earth, finally Yamcha had disappeared with a bunch of dudes at that nudist colony.

He said they were playing volleyball they were gone forever , so I had to keep all these dudes away from Bulma. I am never going to place with a bunch of naked people again.

Another thing is and I'm sure people like Wolverine and Vampi would back me up here, Trunks smells similar to Vegeta, not me. Don't believe me? Lets look at how much Trunks and Vegeta look alike.

Why can't I sleep?

2006-05-26T20:51:00.000-07:00

As you may have read on Hotsuff's blog my two students won the tournament. Now Piccolo wants to train Hoststuff too. I think I may need to Ask Vampirella about that. Since from what Gohan has told me Piccolo can be rough.

After that we went to this cool picnic. During Cain had said, that he wanted a rematch with me. " Sure I don't mind sparring." I say. " I will defeat you next time Goku." I think he must have inherited the " wants to beat me up." gene from Vegeta.

Speaking of him he's the reason I'm on Hacknor now. I get woken from a dream where there was all this food and it never ran out, It was awesome! Then the next thing I know ths commuicator thingie Bulma gave me turns on and her screaming voice wakes me, by scaring me awake.

It seems Bulma and Vegeta got into some kind of argument, like always. So I get up and dress, so I can Instant transmit there, and take her home. I think I put my boots on the wrong feet twice.

" Why are you going there?" asked Chichi sleepily." Those two need to learn your not there personal delivery service, or taxi."

" I should be back in a few minutes Chichi. " I say. The problem is I think she's right. I don't mind doing favors for my frinds. But not this late at night." When I teleport there I find Bulma packed up and talking about divorce. Woah this serious!

I mean Usually these two argue because they like it, but I never heard the D word before. Ok I try to get them to talk I find Veg's KI and 'port Bulma too him. He was stinking drunk.

" Hey Vegeta what's up?" I say. " Bulma said you were foolin' around now I don't believe that, what's your side of it?"

" Kakarot sbkdj none of you dnnknkljmnjlnnl."

" Huh? "

Oh Boy! he's speaking a combo of gibberish and English. That is definatley not Saiyanese, Or Japanese either, I can understand that. Man! this gonna be a long night. Bartender a coffee over here please, and keep 'em coming until he starts to make sense.

So far so good.

2006-05-23T23:43:00.000-07:00

(continued fro Hotstuff's blog .)

Well the boys did well against there first opponents. Course I had to make the opponents make fun of Pan first, but they won. I wonder how they'll do against the next opponent? Who are the next opponents.

Announcer now coming to the ring , the tag team of the girlie Cartmans!

Yikes! I think they'll do ok.

A talk with my student

2006-05-22T02:12:00.000-07:00

I finally got a chance to talk to my student Hotstuff, Vampi's adopted kid. He wanted to know about How I met Chichi and got her to fall in love with me. Hmmm I didn't know how to answer that I mean I really didn't do anything.

" MS Chichi told me a joke that you though Marriage was a food."

" Yeah I did." I say.

" Oh Sinsa!" He says slapping his forehead.

" Hey I was raised out in the middle of no where, by my grandpa. Then when he died I was alone until Bulma found me."

" So How did you meet her?"

" Her dad the Ox king sent me to find her so we could get help from Master Roshi to put out this castle that was always on fire."

"So When you met her did you know she was the one?"

" Um no I did n't know what the difference was between men and women then, I would just um, grab people to find out."

Stunned silence.

" Well we met years later at the Boudakai, I forgot about saying I would marry her. Heck I didn't know who she was. Not until she told me any way. I guess you could say She perused me. "

" That doesn't help me, " he said.

" oh well buck up kiddo! I found a tournament that's like the Boudaki, but only kids with super powers can join. I'm taking you and P dawg!"

He didn't like that He thinks I like piccolo's son better or something. He really doesn't like that now the Namek can use the Kamehameha. It also looks like Piccolo taught him how to use the Special Beam Cannon. Which I keep telling him not to use in tournaments.

I Transmit to the tournament, and enter the boys. Boy are they going to be surprised.

" Welcome to the South City Junior Division Tag team Tournament" says the announcer.

Now coming to the ring the tag team of Piccolo The Third And Hotstuff!"

" Wha?" says Hotstuff.

" Oh Snap! Tell me he didn't just make us a team! Tell me he didn't just do that G!"

I hated to do that but they need to learn how to work as a team. And I Know they want the Prize a shopping spree at a Video game store, but they have to work together to get it. So they'll either win as a team or fail as individuals , either way they're going to learn a lesson.

I'm back

2006-05-19T19:30:00.000-07:00

Hey ya ! I'm back Man! It's one thing after another. First Vegeta wants me to bring Buu to Hacknor, After I do that somehow Buu shows up In Magneto's home. So I teleport there and find Mags doing stuff with that terminator robot. Unnatural stuff.

Eeeeeeeeew! So Okay I teleport Buu back to Hacknor, then the next morning Vegeta wants me to take him back home. Ok fine make up your mind jeez! Then Bulma calls me she wants to go see Vegeta.

Ok I take her, then they call and keep wanting stuff, beer , clothes , food, And A case of whipped cream? ( I don't want to know.) I left a MP3 player for that guy in the A.I.M. Suit so he doesn't have to listen to the Bulma Vegeta stuff. I only hope it has enough battery life.

Well using the Instant Transmission so much has really left my Ki drained. I think I'm going to sleep for a whole day good night.

( While Goku sleeps Cain slams in his door.)

" Wake up you murdering Bastard!"

" ZZZZZZZZZ!"

" Fine I shall send you to Hell while you sleep!"

suddenly Reaper feels a huge ki behind him.)

" What? My senses must be off it's just Gohan!"

" You can't beat my Dad, in a fair fight so you try to kill him in his sleep."

" This has nothing to do with you! Out of the way before I hurt you!"

Gohan transforms into what looks like a super saiyan. But To Cain's Senses it feels like he is at SS4 level. Reaper dismisses it turns ss4 then throw a haymaker that The older half saiyain catches, He starts to squeeze .

Chichi looks in, " Boys! Goku! stop the rough housing! What the?"

" Don't worry mom. Just tell Pan to keep watching out for Vampi's kid. I'll take out the trash." He lands a hard Uppercut that send Cain through the roof and into the near by mountains."

" What the Hell?" yells Cain . Your only a Super saiyan 1 level you can't do this to me!"

" I take it you haven't heard of a Mystic Saiyain. I had lost the power for a while but training for the recent Boudakai has reawakened it. I call this Mystic Saiyan 2. I'm just as strong as you are , I'm better trained, and My power doesn't burn out as fast as yours does , now you can leave peacefully, or you can get a beatdown from two generations of our family your choice."

No one's going to stop this fight.

2006-05-16T00:51:00.000-07:00

( Continued from Crime Alley.)

When Me and Cain were about to fight Bra, Mr. Fixit, and Brolly. All got in the way. I telported Bra. Back to Capsule Corp, Then I go back , and Grab Cain, And teleport us to an uninhabited planet.

(Brolly stares at Fixit, then flies away.)

" Huh." says Fixit.

On the Planet Cain stares at me." Where have you taken me Clown?"

" A planet where no one will interfere."I say.

" Ha! Throwing out big words are we? I'm going to put an end to your existence like My Father should have done years ago!"

"Go ahead many have tried." I say.

He charges at me and hits me hard. I try to hit him with a spin kick. He dodges it and hits me in the gut. He follows up with a straight kick. Then fires a huge blast.

" Ha! He's dead. How easy!" said Cain. I appear behind him " My turn!" he turns and yells "What?"

He catches a herd jab with his teeth. " Are we finished with the warm up yet?" I say smiling at him. He screams throwing chops and punches I grab him by the arm and throw him into a boulder.

He fires a bunch of little ki blasts at me I dodge them . He seems to disappear and reappear, behind me and kicks what he thinks is me , but is really my after image.

I punch at him and miss hit his after image after we do this several time he screams in frustration. " Damn it! How are you matching me move for move?"

" Well." I say maybe you'll know not to underestimate people. Then again I guess you can't be blamed, I mean you never lost a fight until your dad beat you up."

" Arrrrrgh!" he screams and we start going again he lands several punches I land some. He hits me with some kicks I do the same. We're both bleeding and bruised.

" Your pretty good Cain. The problem is your use your skills for evil. I know you blame Vegeta for the way you are , but he has nothing to do with it. He didn't know you existed. Yeah I know about your hard life, but at some point you have to put the blame where it lies with you."

" No! He should have save me ! I am Like this because of my Bastard of a Father! He should have stayed with Mother!"

" She broke up with him Cain. What? He's supposed to stay with people that don't want to be around him? "

" He chose that unworthy little punk over me!"

" Your just a hurt little boy aren't you? Look no matter what you've done You can change , but you have to want to, I don't believe you do though. You like to blame others for what you do. Until you realize your to blame for your own actions you'll always be lost in a cycle of hate."

" What would you know Goku? Your an idiot. Flash Bang Attack. "

he aimed the attack right at me he expects to deflect it away from the planet. Then he'll speed behind me hit me in the back, and both blasts ill hit me. I'll pretend to play his game.

" Kame Ha Me." at the last second I teleport behind him. He's shocked to see I let the blast hit the planet , but this place is dead. I doesn't matter.

He turns around, I release the energy with a " Ha!" he was to surprised to get out of the way. He wasn't dead but he was done. " Nice trick clown! He screams at me but don't thin this fight is over!"

" I'm sorry Cain but it is, I won. You beat up Goten I beat you up. We're even. You can barely stand. In a few seconds you won't be able to stay at ss4 form. This planet is about to explode. If I were like you I'd leave you here, but as a favor to Vegeta and Bra I'm going to let you live. Think about my words. Or someone will kill you."

" You Freak!!!!!! He yells running at me unsteadily. I Catch with a jab that sets him up for a shot at a pressure point in his neck. He goes out. I teleport back to Earth. And leave him on the steps of the hospital where his girlfriend is at. I then transmit back home.

I sit at home during dinner wondering if I did the right thing letting him live or am I going to have to kill him sometime soon.

Another commercial

2006-05-11T23:44:00.000-07:00

Well my son Gohan put on Vegs' blog Vegeta's doing some commercials, Well you know back when I put Goten on that reality show? Well he did some commercials I'm not too proud of .

If you have a super saiyain size thirst you need to buy Saiyagin!Gin for meta humans!

Warning! Not to be consumed by non powered humans.

Oh well at least he used the money he earned from those spots to buy an engagement ring for Bra.... Oops! I wasn't supposed to say that . Um please uh forget I said that.

um yeah, well I gotta go help stop Magneto , so Um I'm going to inspire everyone by dressing as Superman! It's not fair that the world doesn't have one now that he' s lost his powers . How do I look?

Goten's house is a mess

2006-04-29T18:01:00.000-07:00

I haven't trained my students yet. I 've been Gogeta and evil for a while, and I don't feel as if I deserve to train them. Anyway the shower broke at my house and I went over to Goten's. Man this is a mess. Take a look.

I walk through all this mess, to the bathroom, and see this.

I wonder If Bra knows about all the dirty mags?

I go into the shower and this ... comes out.

This came out of his sink.

Ya know I don't need to take a shower that badly.

New Students!

2006-04-23T17:01:00.000-07:00

Vampi met some kids that were out hunting monsters. The problem is they weren't trained at all. They were going to get killed out there. I saved them but they mistaked me for the Great Saiyaman.

After watching them do Gohan;s poses for the third time. I told them " I'm not Saiyaman." They all got really sad. " But I did teach him, you see I'm his Dad." "Woah! can we meet him?" one asked.

" Sure!" I say. " But he's busy right now, maybe tomorrow. Do you guys have parents?"

They all looked from angry to sad. " No and we don't need them!" said the kid with glasses." I'll learn their names one day I promise. Any way I say. " If you guys are going to keep fighting monsters, you'll need to be better trained. If you want I can teach you. You can stay at my dojo."

" Will we learn to fly?" said the goalie mask kid.

" Don't be silly !" said the girl that wasn't a witch.

" Yeah I can teach you how to fly." I say.

They all look shocked except for goalie masked kid, he was jumping up and down. " I have one more student for you , I hear from behind me I turn around and see Piccolo.

" Piccolo! Hey man ! What's up?" I say. "Who's that?"

" He's my son Goku. " The problem is he's learned all he can from me. If you don't mind, I would like you to teach him."

" Sure ! what's your name little guy ?"

" Yo! yo! yo! Homes I'm piccolo the thirdio! What's your handle Homes?"

Oh man ! I may need to hire Anakin Skywalker as a translator

blog renovation

2006-04-22T07:59:00.000-07:00

As you can tell my blog has went through some changes. You probably saw Shi's profile up on the side. Well that's because she did all the design work. So I 'd like to say thank you for all you've done.

Well Vampi's been living here for the last few days I'm kind of glad she went back home. Not because Chichi minded because she didn't. She wasn't much of a problem either.

No it's because , well she's attracted, Master Roshi.

He would keep looking in the windows and stuff. He once saw me coming out of the shower and threw up. Well any way Vampi finally did what every woman does she beat him up.

It was kind of funny, but I'm glad I don't have to worry about that no more. What's that screaming? Bra?

" Get away from me you old Perv! Final Flash!"

" Hey it was just a joke come on"

" I don't know on what planet touching me there is a joke you freak! But it's not Earth!"

sigh.

Sleeping on the couch

2006-04-07T21:48:00.000-07:00

Oh boy Chichi's mad at me. I keep telling her Dad told me Vampi was in danger. " I've been reading your Blog Goku!" she yells " You had a little vacation, while I slaved here, and worried myself sick, thinking you were dead!"

"I was keeping Vampi and Hotstuff safe!" I said. She wouldn't here of it. " You wrestled with a redneck Jedi! Did you have to do that?"

" Well no but I wasn't doing nothing else but listening to Yoda whistle like crazy.I mean I had to wait for Barriss' ship to come out of Hyperspace. "

She didn't believe me, so here I am on the couch, I'm too tall for the darned thing.
Either my head, or or my feet have to hang off it. Maybe I should spend the night on somone's guest bed?

Let' see Krillian got back together with 18. So I don't wanna bother them. Gohan 's House is pretty full with Videl and Pan. Goten's house scares me (more on that later.) Master Roshi will keep me up all night, trying to make me look at his dirty magazines.

Yamcha .....no. Tien? I actually haven't seen him in a while, So I don't know what his living situation is. Vegeta , No. I think him and Bulma have something planned. I guess I could use the Dojo. Just get a sleeping bag and pretnd i'm camping. Ok I'll do that.

Silliness in a galaxy Far far away.

2006-04-05T18:30:00.000-07:00

I've been folloing Vampi, Barris and Hotstuff for awhile now. Today I got stuck waiting on the steps of the Jedi Temple. I kept hearing this whistling sound. At some point I thought Master yoda whistled at me. That left me a little uncomfortable. So I walk to this other part.

Then this kid Walks up to me with crayons up his nose.

" Hey Mister wanna color your brain?" he asks.

" Why would I want to do that ?"

" Master Kenobi says it's cool."

" He sounds like a goof ball to me."

Then all of the sudden this guy encrusted in cheeto dust comes at me yelling. I couldn't get evreything he said. but What I did get is that he wanted to wrestle me .

We go over to a make shift ring and he rips his robe off. I am so glad he had on a wrestling costume underneath.

We grapple against each other for a little , but I notice a problem. The Cheetoo dust like melted with his sweat to become a weird goo. We kept slipping out of each other's holds. I finally caught him when he tried to hit me with a frog splash. I took off my shirt and yelled like KurtAngle.

Then I clamped the Ankle Lock On Kenobi.

After a few minutes he tapped out. I ran around yelling" You Suck! You Suck!" Then Finally I felt Vampi's Ki. I telported to it . The planet they were on had a bunch of clone troopers . Most of the time Vampi and Hotstuff did Tourist stuff, It was pretty boring until they went to sleep.

A bunch of those lizard Aliens. attacked them. I killed some that the Clones missed . Some clones that called themselves Batch 3 led by this one attacked me.

They mostly ran into steetlights. and Shot at me but I was standing still and they couln't hit me . I finally knocked them out with a ki blast, for thier own saftey the night has been peaceful since.

Adventures in ( unborn ) Baby sitting

2006-04-03T14:25:00.000-07:00

My Dad kept appearing before me and telling I had to protect Vampi. He wouldn't even let me make a sandwich. So I feel out her ki. It kind of changed since she got pregnant. But I found her.

There was these ships attacking hers. I went back to Capsule Corp and got a breathing thing . I'M put it on my mouth, and ported back. So I teleport into a one of these ships. " Hey ya! " I yell at the people in control room I smash the controls.

I transmissioned to the next one. I ki blasted the engine. The next one I just play around with the controls, It slammed into two of the other ships. Finally one ship fired this big ray while Barriss" ship went into hyper space. I turn ss4 and appear before the big ray.

" Kamehameha!" The two rays slam into into each opther I was fighting it but it was gaining ground. " Super Kaioken!" the extra power did it. The shipray was deflected back to the ship, and it blew up.

I teleported into one of the ships and talked to the captain. I read his mind to understand what he was saying. I can only read what some one wants to tell me. Unless it's Chichi.

" Hey!" I said. Why are you trying to kill my friend?"I ask. " That abomination of a child should not be born Saiyan! No matter what you try to we will kill it!"

" No you won't!" I said. " Vampi and the kid are under my protection! If you want to mess them I'll destroy each and everyone of your ships and you with them!'

" You think to threaten us saiyan?"

" Not a threat it's a promise, there was a day when I would have let you all go. But baby killing bothers me. Oh yeah I'm not the only saiyan that's watching out for her either."

A bunch of guards jump on me I knock them down with little effort. Others fired ray guns, I blasted there guns out of their hands. port out side and blast their engines.

I transmit away from there. I find Vampi being chased by a giant lizard. She got away without my help. Now they are in Hyperspace so I can't find her ki So I 'm sittng on this planet with this Jawa that keeps trying to sell me elephant looking animals. how many times do I have to say no?

The school's finished!

2006-03-31T15:37:00.000-08:00

First off I took Vampi's advice, and had Goten focus on something besides me. A plate of chicken fingers, roast beef sandwich, and fries. I teleported and he found me immediately. Then I had him find Bra he found her quickly , but didn't come back for hours.

Now I'm going to have to see If I can get him to 'port to Drakulon . Any way we finished the school today , with the help of super science, strength and speed.
Bulma was a little slow with the the Gravity room, her hand was bandaged. When I asked why she said she " put a smackdown on a homwrecking bitch."

fortunately Trunks was there to help, and he didn't switch personalities. Now Gentle men and ladies Behold Son Goku's Dojo!

Dende even helped us with an opening into the hyperbolic time chamber dimension.

Here's or swimming pool. For Water training and fun!

Hey! Who are you people ? Get out!

Check out the basket ball court.

Well, now we need some students later. All!

Teaching Goten is not Easy

2006-03-30T00:15:00.000-08:00

First off With Goten's help the building part became a lot easier. Now Bulma 's got to build a gravity chamber. All we do there is carry big stuff since Trunks, and Bulma will be doing the technical stuff.

For some reason they didn't show up. So I started Teaching Goten Instant Transmission. After he got the Ki part down I tried to get him to follow me by searching out my Ki. It did not turn out so well.

First He ended up in the Dallas Cowboy cheer leader Locker room. Then Arby's. Then Subway , Then Bra's office. The a Smackdown Taping In the middle of the ring. I found him talking to Stacey Keibler.

" Goten you have to focus your thoughts< since they were all over the place so were you literally."

We went back to the Dojo Where Vegeta was training Hotstuff and asked about second Children " I said " I love Gohan and Goten equally Why?"

He then said vampi was pregnent. The rest of the day was a blur but we found . they are doin' a blood test now. I'm glad I'm not a suspect for the daddy. I hate needles. Aaaaaaaah! Thiers one. Control yourself Goku, Don't freak out. I'm scared.

making up for my misake

2006-03-28T19:55:00.000-08:00

After listening to Goten telling me how much he loved Bra I finally couldn't take it anyomore. I mean The two of them are bonding mentally. So I don't see why Goten is afraid of marrying her. It's not like she said they have to tomorrow are aything.

I felt guilty for this because it was my fault. Chichi ' May be happy, but I can't get Goten to help with the bulding of the Dojo. Gohan is helping, but he has work, and His Saiyaman duties. so most of the day I just have Wolfgang.

He's a good guy, but he keeps drinking potions, and turning into things, not useful ones either. Then he made a catapult. We're still trying to find the lumber he sent off into the straosphere.

So Back to Goten and Bra. I was Hammering some nails into to a support beam When Goten just moaned. I ended up hitting my thumb with the hammer, break ing the hammer and really hurting my thumb.

" Son Why don't you go tell her what you keep telling me. about loving her. In fact if you told her that before you two probaly wouldn't be fighting now. I mean Why are you afraid of marriage any way?"

" Dad it's just too soon you know. "

" Ok that's it I'm gonna make you talk to each other." I grab him and teleport to her Ki.

we got a surprise." You morons ! I'm in the shower! " Yelled Bra. " Um sorry " i put my hands over my eyes. " We'll um we'll be outside until your done. " Goten just kept staring I slapped him in the back of the head and pulled him out.

When she was finally finished. I telported them to Goten's really messy house. I'm Going to have to get that boy to clean his house. " Ok you two your going to stop fighting and start talking!" I said.

" Look Goku this is none of your business. You and Dad can't intefere."

" I'm not intefering. Ok maybe I am. But I 'm not going to stop what's going to happen, of you break up fine, if not also fine. But this is my fault so I'm going to see what we can do here. I would also like to tell you this is your last chance to back out."

" Huh?" They both say. " Look your both half saiyans with the mid level telepathy that we all have. Your not Xavier or anything But, when you find the "one" you start to connect. I don't know why, but you do. well I've been sensiing a bond for a while from you two. A few more days and it's permenenant. "

" now if you two break up it will probably stop if not, well then Goten it doesn't matter if your afraid of perennce or not it will be there. I'll let you two talk it out.

I lI waited outside. I heard them screaming at each other. bra saying she just wants to know if he's serious. Goten talking about training with the Jaris , and all that. Bra yelling she's no one's plaything.

I think I heard a ki blast or two. definatley Bra. Iknow my son would never hurt her or think of it.And If I know her it's only enough to sting him. Hehe ! a combination of Vegeta's and Bulma's tempers I hope Goten has thought this through.

Finally after a while evreything was quiet. I looked in a window and saw this.

I'm not sure why they're At ss level, but I do know they made thier choice. So I decide to leave them alone. I Teleport in to find Wolgang running away from this.

" What is that? " I ask. " It's a Sasquatch! I tried my new invention A sonic blaster, to cut the timber. Aprrently it's also on the frenquency of a challnge to Bigfoots!" Yelled Wolfgang.

I looked around and thier was a lot of them. I raelly hope that is a challenge call. Angry Bigfoots, bigfeet? I can deal with. But if that's a mating call I'm leaving.

Arrrgh! Vegeta tagged me!

2006-03-27T22:00:00.000-08:00

Stupid Vegeta tagged me. So Here is what I say to him.

That and I found this video that makes fun of him while looking at the Picard Song. Over at his blog Enjoy! heheheheheheheehehe!

I might as well get the meme over with I guess.

1. Favorite Chocolate(Dark, White, Milk): All the above!

2. Favorite Pizza Toppings:Ooooh! Pizza I'm hungry!

3. Favorite Food: Anything!

4. Favorite Cheese Type: Cheese is good.

5. Favorite "Pirate" Word or Phrase: Walk the plank ye scurvy dog!

6. Music Genre: Anything I can train to.

7. Favorite Music Artist:I dunno

8. What are you listening to now?: Goten telling me how much he loves Bra

9. Favorite Movie Genre: Superhero action

10. Favorite Movie: Not slither that movie looks dumb.

11. Favorite TV show: Naruto DBZ

12. Favorite Console Game: DBZ tenkaichi; Hulk Ultimate destruction

13. Favorite Computer Game: Hmmmmm I dunno Fable?

14. Favorite Board Game: Monopoly

15. Ever play Dungeons and Dragons?: Yes

16. Where are the Cheetos?: In my belly

17. Can I have a Mountain Dew?: No! It's mine!

18. Believe in some sort of higher power?: yes

19. How many of these quizzes have you ever taken, email or blogs, in your net-surfing career?: Hmmm let's see 1, 2, 3, ummmmmm I don't know.

20. On a scale of banana to zebra, banana being "pink polka-dotted slippers" and zebra being "WTF?", how surreal would a guy taking a shower in a tub full of brightly coloured wrenches and monochromatic cat toys be?: I don't want to talk about that.

21. Have any pets?: no

22. If yes on 21, what is the silliest thing you have seen them do?: Godzilla fought me once.

23. You think Karnov should have ended this quiz 20 questions ago?: If he wants to

24. Ever Play 20 Questions?: No

25. Think I get bored on my lunch breaks?: How can you be bored at lunch?

26. Who would win in a fight between Mr. T, Chuck Norris, and that giant robot from that one goofy Beastie Boys Video?: I dunno , but I want in that fight.

27. Could you conceivably use a Terrabyte Harddisk?: What is that ? can you eat it?

28. HAH! HAH! I ACTUALLY HAVE A 28th QUESTION!!1! (Unfortunately it is more of a statement): Ok moving along

29. Paper or Plastic?: If you put plasctic on your head you can't breathe so paper.

30. Who will you tag to take this quiz next (Pick 1-5)? I'm not tagging anyone

I did something wrong

2006-03-26T13:31:00.000-08:00

Yesterday Vegeta ad Wolfgang had that Koobach thing. Well they gave me some of that whiskey to drink . At some point In our drunkiness I teleported back to Earth. we kidnapped Wolverine.

But while Vegtea and Wolfgang were getting Logan I Telported over to where Goten and Bra were. They were kissing luckily not doing anything else. So I jump on the couch they were sitting on And I jump up and downwn then I slap Goten on the back of the head.

" Dad? what the Hell?" " Hey Goten you better stop doing that. I promised you to a vampire girl on Drakulon." I didn't at least I don't think I did. Then I jumped around the house.
And yelled "I'm not your father! I'm your son from the futre Wooeeeoooooooo!"

" Your not funny Dad! You better not have have arrabged a marriage for me I don't want to get married!" That stated Bra yelling at him. I teleported out and helped with wolverine.

Now that I realise what I did. I hope I didn't mess up thier relationship. That's soomethinVegeta would do though he the 2 fought I think he still has a problem with them being together. Oh Man ! I have a lot of apolgising to do.

Woo-Hoo!

2006-03-21T15:53:00.000-08:00

Alright! It looks like i'm going to have to build the dojo later since all us saiyans have it half built anyway. I get to go to the Planet Drakulon ! Woo hoo! Vegeta doesn't want me or Chi Chi Along.

He keeps saying " This is a diplomatic mission I don't need you there, being you. We're trying to free Vampirella from this arranged marriage to Vlad."

" I can help !" I said. " No Kakarot!" " Please!,please, please, please, please, please ,please! "

"Ok fine Kakarot! Damn Clown! You are so annoying." So now we get to see where Vampi came from and the culture, and all. This is going to be so cool! I'm going to take pictures of evreything!

Alright I got my tourist clothes ready.

Vegeta looks at me And say " great they're going to beg Dracula to marry Vampirella."

Building up

2006-03-19T15:14:00.000-08:00

Hey! we've been hard at work trying to fix up the Dojo. Boy does it have problems.

First of all we painted it Vegeta said I was doing it wrong.

Chichi was saying this thing kept popping up .

Bulma made a new friend while fixing the shower.

Evreyone was having weird things happen to them the only one who seemed to like the place was Wolgang.

" Nice haunted house you have here my boy." he said. " Haunted?" Well I can't have that. I mean how are people supposed to learn if their running from cross dressing ghosts? There was only one thing to do " Ka Me Ha Me Ha!"

" Arrgh!" Woah! tht's the first time I heard a house scream before! It looks like We'll have to build a new place. Wolfgang is disappointed. but ChiChi 's happy.

Later!

Hey evreyone!

2006-03-17T14:42:00.000-08:00

Ok I finally decided to get my own blog, You see I used my boudakai money to buy some land and a building I'm making a Dojo! I guess you can say I've got the teaching bug. But well after watching my kids grew and now training Hotstuff I really want to pass on what I know . I'm not going to be around for ever you know.

Bulma said she'd build a gravity chamber in the buliding and there's plenty of space for fighting out here. Hmmm maybe I should talk to Dende or Popo about getting a Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

But Bulma said I'll still be able to post on mr. grumpie's blog too. so I guess I,ll see ya later!